“Jocko Homo”
Are we not men? We are Devo. Are we not men?
D – E – V – O.
“Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA”
His finger’s pointed at Devo. Now we must sacrifice ourselves.
“Shrivel-Up”
Shrivel up, Devo!
“Time Out for Fun”
Hello! This is Devo.
“Coalmine” [live version from Now It Can Be Told]
I am so fucking devo.
“Stop Look and Listen”
It’s D – E – V – O from O – H – I – O.
“Devo Has Feelings Too”
[Unsure if this counts; it's only in the title.]
“Somewhere with Devo”
[Also unsure, as I think this concert track is supposed to be labeled "Somewhere Suite." Again, only in the title.]
“Nu-Tra Speaks”
[Very unsure; this is not so much a song as a spoken track from an EP. But he does say he is Nu-Tra, speaking for Devo Incorporated.]
“Girl U Want” [the version from E-Z Listening Disc]
[faintly, in the background along with the beat]
D! E! V! O!
Coalmine
“Coalmine” would be a great uke song–
OCD
When I am working and I have ideation of past times and happier times, I can never decide if I am just having obsessive thoughts or that I am missing my long lost youth. They just don’t play a lot of Guy Lombardo on the radio these days.
Busy
Sorry, can’t talk now. I’ve decided to devote my remaining years to rediscovering the Lost Wax Process.
Divo?
I got Divo confused with Fozzy from the Muppet Babies
Diva
No, you’re thinking of that there diva, Barbara Streisand.
just as long as...
You mean the old lady with the legs?
Cross-eyed
Yeah, the cross-eyed diva singer. The funny goil.
Please have your Internet conversation sex elsewhere.
OK
Just killing time until the spud convention starts.
spuds!
the words “spud convention” made me laugh.
i don’t know why.
curses
I warned you people. This might take a while…
Turning a phrase
I can’t write for shit, but I can occasionally turn a phrase; now, I have to learn to turn a lot of them and string them together in an interesting pattern, or become a rapper and change my name to “Busta Gnutt” Meanwhile, back at the spud convention…Rex has his eye on a sweet patootie named Doris the Clitoris.
As a spud, I'd like to have...
My own private Idaho
Idaho
Would your own personal Jesus live there?
Jesus
do you mean wicker?
i hate myself for saying that.
I am sorry to tell you this--
Jesus is Santa Claus for grownups.
Wait!
That would mean that the Pope is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer for grownups
Hey!
Are you making jokes about the “pope’s nose?”
up your butt with a coconut
i will take you from behind with furious haste and abandon and milk upon your buttocks and thighs and then upon thee i will lay a pearl necklace of such impeccable beauty so as to stun and shock your neighbors and asshole friends.