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The Editors, enlightened despots ruling over thingsihate.org with the iron mouse on the velvet mousepad, are:

• Sean – Grand Webmaster Flash, Sean specializes in attending musical performances and drinking heavily, yet still being able the next day to recount the evening’s events to our rapt attention. With a word and a gesture, Sean created thingsihate from the lightless void and now monitors the website, ever vigilant for the forces of chaos.
• Annna – All about the punctuality and the more-or-less correct spelling, Annna’s other interests include the Cthulhu Mythos, serial killers, obscure role-playing games and her promising rhythm ukulele career. She is a long-time Friend of Evil.
• Jim – Jim is one XXXXX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXX. True, he is a XXX who XXXXXX the XXXXXXXXXXXX in XXXXXXXXXXXX available just across the XXXXX XXXX. In 2002, Jim played host to XXXXXXXXXXX in his (Jim’s) XXXXmo nke yXXXXXM. Introducer of XXXXXX XXXXX to XXXX, it’s taken him (XXXX) XXXXX XXXXX XX stop lying awake at night XXXXXXX XXXX.
• Posthumous – Posthumous rules the land of the black yak (not Tibet) from a complex series of underground caverns connected to the surface by gas vents (all of his commands are issued in the form of gas).