If you’d like to contribute an article, please send it (in plain text, ideally, or if you must have your italics and fancy punctuation, RTF) to editors@thingsihate.org. We welcome contributions, particularly if they’re amusing, interesting, spelled correctly, or formatted legibly. If you can hit at least two of those criteria, you’re in. We especially like essays and narratives around 1500 words in length.

We will probably not reply to your submissions, regardless of merit, and it might be months before we grow desperate enough to put them up. Nothing is rejected outright, it’s just put in a queue by ascending order of shittiness.