Special Poetry Edition
In Which I Contribute Nothing
Welcome to the thingsihate.org special poetry addition!
Our first submission comes to us from our beloved König Prüß, GfbAEV, of Winston-Salem, North Carolina, the town tobacco built!
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Our first submission comes to us from our beloved König Prüß, GfbAEV, of Winston-Salem, North Carolina, the town tobacco built!
| The Blue Heron
I saw a Blue Heron today It was not a Crane nor an Egret It was such a spectacular bird That I just cannot keep it a secret It soared majestically over the treetops Glided down to land on the sand Nonchalantly tucked in its wings Then on one leg it did stand After resting no more than a moment It flapped twice and then it departed It shat as it flew over my head Gave a shrill laugh and bird-farted So if you see a Blue Heron Stand on one leg before taking wing Do not hesitate for a moment For my sake, kill the damned thing |
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