H.P. Lovecraft: Literary Giant

I was trying to remember where I'd seen that thing, and I think that
it was painted on the side of a building in DeeCee with a big "Art is
War" that is typical of the Corcoran Art School Crew's periodic grafitti forays into the downtown from the uptown. I started searching
Lovecraft to check the numbers, although I would suspect that the
"official numbers" are likely shy of the actual count of H. P.'s
output. Somehow, I got sidetracked as I often do on these 'net perambulations and ended up looking at a bunch of Dogon mythology
which is a hoot as far as amphibian extraterrestrials in UFO's
and heavy matter and accurate prehistoric cosmology. The practical side of the day was bicycle mechanics because I roached the derallieur
on my small frame Kabuki, but I've found a Pugeot bike to cannibalize
for parts, and also found a large frame Schwinn that had honeysuckle
growing on it and works fine after airing the tires and some 3-in-One.
One black spray painted bike I've found twice, took the wheels and tires the first time, put the frame back out and got it back yet
with new tires and wheels again! I'm going to put the black bike out
once more to see if it will fetch more parts. Then I swapped risque and ribald scooter trash jokes with Angie the Harley ho' bag. Angie's
got new Harley boots that are very stylish, kinda like Redwing
lumberjack boots, but with Harley hardware, even the lug soles
have Harley on them. I showed her how to tie them and tuck the
laces in. Angie's got three or four interesting tattoos and wants
to get more, and I'm trying to talk her into getting some stuff pierced. I'll give her some paperbacks to read and see if they have any effect on a greened-out old scooter butch. She's got tickets
for the Halloween Party at the local Harley shop.

won't be long now.

i mean sure, i've only posted two comments so far, but can't you see how i'm growing bigger and, well larger, and more powerful. a big dangerous powerfulness. the kind that could swoop down and reak HAVOC upon the veritable oligarchy that is 'annna' and her menagerie of writings, which, despite their ability to be worth everyone's time, must make room for the new board order which will be
'Buzz McCoy - *International Superstar*',
and his uncaged ramblings.

what, you want posse talk? you want to hear the fresh jive on issues involving andre, lovecraft, and their respective posse's. oh yes, we will get to THAT, i can more than assure you. wanna hear about how i 'liberated' an andre sticker from a flagpole in the village and sported it on my wallet for 6, count them, six, years? i doubt it, but here's what happened once in 1998:

just as suddenly as my affair with the andre sticker started, i had to end it because i thought 'posse' was a word of french origin, and i had a bad experience with a french girl (she made out with my best friend, and then when i caught them, she backed out of my driveway over my cat, and kept going... notice how i didn't say "french-kissing"). so i tore the now-fused sticker from my cow-made wallet.

but..... next thing i knew!

my friend read from me a websters pocket dictionary definition of 'posse' and lo-and-behold, we both lavished in the gracious realization that a 'posse' is in fact an: "emergency assistant of a sheriff". and god knows that those friggin frog eating frenchies don't even have sheriffs! so rest-assured, and sweet dreams those who lay in fear of being associated with something french....

ummmm. yeah. lovecraft wrote stuff, and andre was big and wrestled.

-Buzz McCoy
*International Superstar*

p.s. - in case anyone wishes to send me flowers concerning the above sad story concerning the french girl who stole my heart and my cats life, feel free to e-mail me, and i will send you my address. and in the unlikely case that you reign from the NYC-suburbs area and listened to the 95.5 WPLJ lunch hour hosted by mary meleena on July 5th 1998, it was INDEED me who shared my french girl sob story with that compassionate mary. i think i requested 'girls just wanna have fun' by cyndi lauper...

literary giant...now i get it

Less embarassing, actually made on sticker paper with gluestick and Xerox machine. Handed them out at the Lovecraft Film Festival; some people seemed to enjoy them. Will scan the new image when time permits.

uh.. hey, found this by accident when typing a bf skinner quote and "mythology" into a search engine... saw the site... thought what the hell... kinda curious.... what is this?....