By: Annna [2000-11-15]

A Prophecy of Doom

I think I may be the chosen one.


BLOOD!  FIRE!  DELICIOUS CANDY!



I fell asleep late last night while studying. I vaguely remember nodding off, reaching the state where my eyes are closed but I'm still reading. I'd try to open my eyes again, but part of me would say, "Hey, why bother? You're still reading, right?" Then the slightly-more-awake part of me would point out that this was a Finance textbook and as such unlikely to include the detective story about robots that I was happily reading off of my eyelids.

Either my books and notebook slid to the floor or I put them there as my last lucid gesture. I found a crumpled sheet of paper by my bed this morning. It was my recycled notebook paper, written on in light and lazy pencil.

The mysterious scrawl doesn't look like my roommate Spider's handwriting, but it doesn't look a lot like mine, either. The "y"s and "g"s are less looped and the whole thing is more angular. I must have written it at some point last night after I fell asleep.

Here's what it says:

evil torch bearer
sooner or later, you shall see great change
those of the East, by virtue of the moon

[writing changes to block capitals]
WHERE YA BEEN? DON'T BOTHER ME
[writing changes back]
when the wooden columns shall be shaken by the stern wind and covered by a ruby hue.
the great one, long hidden under shadows, shall make his iron lukewarm in the bloody rain.


So, um, prepare for death, guys.

I wish I could write like that when I was awake.
Tuning My Piano [2000-11-15 10:15:50] König Prüß, GfbAEV
There's a funny foreword in
John Barth's book, "The Floating
Opera," called, "Tuning My Piano"
It's not so much about anything
as just Barth cracking his knuckles
and limbering up his fingers to
attack the keyboard.
Once, I believe, that you mentioned
speaking with "your dumb voice."
It is probably possible as a story
teller and singer to speak with
many voices, even at the same time.
As a scribe and visionary, one can
write of things unknown, both ancient
and beyond the end of time.
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A Recurring Theme? [2000-11-16 10:44:54] Darin
I'm noticing lot of death in these stories; Girl Dies in Fiery Automobile Accident, pet fish blown up at wake, and now everyone is about to face the Judgement Day. I'm not complaining, I like death too. (But I am secretly longing for the return of Petey.)
Petey [2000-11-16 15:49:19] Annna
I'm busy writing things for classes, but will likely have some free time this weekend. I bet if I head to the library's ancient bound Good Housekeepings I could get a few dozen Peteys in one go. Then it's just a matter of finding a scanner, and then BOY HOWDY. Enough Peteys for MONTHS.

Thingsihate will be the WORLD'S #1 PETEY RESOURCE.

Petey [2000-11-16 19:49:14] König Prüß, GfbAEV
Tell me about the rabbits, George.
[2003-12-16 15:09:00] gaurav kumar
no
prophecy of doom [2005-09-27 22:53:28] the nnb
YOU CALLED IT... two hurricanes rip through gulf region. stern winds...wodden columns... ruby hue! just wait.... it will soon make sense.
---===---nnb

evil torch bearer
sooner or later, you shall see great change
those of the East, by virtue of the moon
[writing changes to block capitals]
WHERE YA BEEN? DON'T BOTHER ME
[writing changes back]
when the wooden columns shall be shaken by the stern wind and covered by a ruby hue.
the great one, long hidden under shadows, shall make his iron lukewarm in the bloody rain
Borrow? [2006-03-06 09:00:43] Agla
Can I borrow that prophecy? There's this Dark Lady of Evil and stuff I know and I want a good prophecy to yell at her and foretell her doom with and this one fits pretty well?
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