By: König Prüß, GfbAEV [2000-12-07]

The All-Nite XXX Silver Diner Zombie Waitresses from Takoma

Guitar Man caught her meaning and signaled his eagerness by winking and scratching his crotch.

Besides her five tables, Madison had half the counter to tend, the counter tended to be mostly just coffee drinkers that wanted a lot of refills, and only the exceptionally daring amongst them would venture to order a slice of pie from the mirror-backed refrigerated stainless steel display case. Some rare times, she would find the occasional dollar, and on even rarer occasions find a dollar and a penny, a secret signal of good service and thanks that was a tradition going back to the first Silver Diner Zombie Waitress crew.

Madison was fixated fer sure on the guitar man with the big hands, she could feel his calloused finger tips tweaking her already stiffening nipples under her dacron uniform. She tried to refocus her eyes, which had filled with a pastel blur of lust, and glanced at her watch. She had a 15 minute cigarette break coming up, and caught the guitar man's eye, signalling to him to meet her in the Green Room. They called it the Green Room because that's where all the vegetables were stored. Guitar Man caught her meaning and signaled his eagerness by winking and scratching his crotch.

Madison strolled causally into the Green Room, lit a Benson & Hedges, and leaned back against the lettuce crates. Before she had finished a third of her cigarette, Guitar Man entered, and embraced her, one and on her neck guiding her lips to his, and the other grasping Madison's rather spare behind. Guitar Man was on a hair trigger that night, because before Madison could even unzip him to free his manhood for her amusement, he let fly with a load of buttermilk that made Madison decide NOT to finish unzipping him. She had her street clothes in her locker, and since they were about the same size, jeans-wise, she told Guitar Man to change into her jeans before he came back out front in the Silver Zombie Diner.

Madison washed his jeans in the mop sink and hung them up beside the furnace where they would dry in no time at all. When she returned to her shift, after her normal half-hour fifteen minute break, Guitar Man was gone! At the end of her shift, she retrieved his jeans from the furnace room where they were dry. She folded the jeans, wistfully thinking that Guitar Man would return for them, and she put the folded pair of jeans under her end of the counter. After several weeks of waiting for Guitar Man's return, the jeans had found a permanent place, and became known to the crew at the Silver Zombie Diner as, "The Britches of Madison's Counter."
Dogs [2000-12-08 01:13:41] König Prüß,GfbAEV
I like shaggy dogs!
hips tits lips power! [2000-12-08 12:21:08] buzz
aye.

what a wonderful story. and porn, to be sure! now i know what i'm up against. more likely then not my next post will involve something of the sex drugs mockin skull type. no holds barred. my favorite part was the mentioning of the dacron waitress dress. i love dacron. and polyester. my favorite line by a midget on seinfeld:

girl - "i like your sweater"
midget - "thanks, its 100% cotton..."
midget - "...and some wool"
girl - "ohhh."

ildleness reduces humanity
cheers - a. vern
nutrasweet or nutradeath! [2000-12-08 12:38:05] scaredofgum
some skinny russian girl in my chem class gave a presentation on how aspartame or nutrasweet was one of the deadliest substances in the world. does anyone have any input on this? i think she was saying that aspartame breaks down at 86 degress into formaldehyde, formic acid, and methanol. that would suck. she made a special note of the picture of the steamy cup of coffee on the front of the box of sweetener. trident must be trying to kill us...

:adam:
Gulf War Diet Soda [2000-12-08 12:58:34] König Prüß,GfbAEV
Although the specialists are
still trying to determine how
many people got exposed to what
in the Eye-raq War, one Army
chemical instructor lady told
me that a bunch of people got
sick from diet sodas that got
hot in the sun, so, there's
maybe something to what you
say about aspartame. I don't
know what it mutates into, I've
been avoiding synthetics since
sacharin was recalled/banned.
I've been exploring Goth-erotica
on the web, a weird genre, indeed!
Asparatame [2000-12-08 13:19:09] König Prüß,GfbAEV
Besides formaldehyde and methanol,
there's some mention of brain tumors
and cancer. Also, a top-end daily
limit, I wouldn't eat it. Tea with
lemon. Or black coffee. Doesn't
sound like good stuff.

http://www.dorway.com/schwart3.txt
Aspsrtame is BAD!!! [2000-12-08 14:49:35] König Prüß,GfbAEV
Aspsrtame is BAD!!!
There seems to be a list of
about two dozen bad symtoms!
http://www.holisticmed.com/aspartame/
Artificial sweeteners [2000-12-08 16:14:39] Sean
Myself, I am partial to the sucralose.
Sweeteners [2000-12-09 15:42:39] Ben
If it isn't sticky, it isn't good for you.
... [2000-12-10 03:37:04] Dave
That's what I keep telling my girlfriend, but no luck so far.
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