Violent Toilet Leak
A dream. Perhaps significant in a psychoanalytical sense.
I was making cookies in the kitchen at home. It was painted beige instead of yellow, but it was the kitchen at home. There was also a door between it and the dining room, which there usually isn't, but it was still the kitchen at home.
Something started dripping into the sink. I thought it was just the faucet, but it got louder and faster.
Suddenly, an unholy and upside-down geyser sprang from the ceiling. Blue water and sewage started spraying all over everything.
I couldn't think of what to do. I went outside and turned on the hose, then I dragged it into the kitchen, leaving the back door open. Everything was covered in a thick layer of poop, with rivers of blue water dripping down it. I sprayed the hose at the base of the crap geyser. This seemed to help somehow. After a few minutes, the geyser had ceased. The kitchen was still covered totally with poop, so I started spraying the hose at the ceiling. That worked pretty well, and rivers of liquid poop flowed out the open back door.
The kitchen was still a mess, but all the poop was gone. Now it was just wet, and things were knocked over. I looked up at the leak. It looked like there was a huge pipe, as big as a man's forearm, sticking out of the ceiling. It looked like it had always been there.
I don't know why, but I reached up in it. I found something slimy and started to pull it out. It was an enormous clot, as big as a pillow when it all came out. It fell to the floor with a horrible splat, and threw tiny blood droplets on the cabinets.
The pipe dripped some blood, about enough to fill a bathtub. This wasn't much compared to the poop. After that, it stopped and I cleaned the kitchen again.
I just sort of assumed the leak was from the toilet. There aren't any toilets right above the kitchen, but it didn't seem like we would have a pipeline of poop for any other reason.
Something started dripping into the sink. I thought it was just the faucet, but it got louder and faster.
Suddenly, an unholy and upside-down geyser sprang from the ceiling. Blue water and sewage started spraying all over everything.
I couldn't think of what to do. I went outside and turned on the hose, then I dragged it into the kitchen, leaving the back door open. Everything was covered in a thick layer of poop, with rivers of blue water dripping down it. I sprayed the hose at the base of the crap geyser. This seemed to help somehow. After a few minutes, the geyser had ceased. The kitchen was still covered totally with poop, so I started spraying the hose at the ceiling. That worked pretty well, and rivers of liquid poop flowed out the open back door.
The kitchen was still a mess, but all the poop was gone. Now it was just wet, and things were knocked over. I looked up at the leak. It looked like there was a huge pipe, as big as a man's forearm, sticking out of the ceiling. It looked like it had always been there.
I don't know why, but I reached up in it. I found something slimy and started to pull it out. It was an enormous clot, as big as a pillow when it all came out. It fell to the floor with a horrible splat, and threw tiny blood droplets on the cabinets.
The pipe dripped some blood, about enough to fill a bathtub. This wasn't much compared to the poop. After that, it stopped and I cleaned the kitchen again.
I just sort of assumed the leak was from the toilet. There aren't any toilets right above the kitchen, but it didn't seem like we would have a pipeline of poop for any other reason.