By: Annna
[2001-07-16]
Petey Fan Week #1
apparently I am the only person updating EVER.
I read a lot of
Archie as a kid.
I seem to recall my parents having exchanges like this, most notably over my being explained the plot to
I Dismember Mama.
I tried and tried to write a
Babbit joke or even a
Rabbit, Run joke, but couldn't, so enjoy, dammit. Yes, she has enormous legs
like everyone else in the Peteyverse, but maybe that's the part Petey likes best, you know? Also nobody's shoes look right
on purpose because of Petey's bloop-feet and all.
Oh God who am I kidding, I'm a hack.
Pop says that this one is a "write-your-own-caption"
Petey, which is better than what I was going to say, which was nothing. I drew this one in class more or less for the heck of it. I guess they're in the
Star Trek mirror universe (hence the goatee) and on the planet within it that was featured on the episode "A Piece of the Action."
Feh. It's getting too goddamned geeky in here. I'm going home.
I particularly like the one with the Playboy bunny. Petey looks to be in his mid-forties there too, which would be about right... That's the result of a dysfunctional childhood for you. You think Jeffrey Dahmer was a Pel-Freez fan as a kid? Very sad.
Hey, is it a coincidence that the chick in the last panel is (your sister) Matie?
I was going to draw some Petey with line drawings, or make some weird 3-D rabbit art, but I can't get wound up to do it. So far, I started to write a song to the tune of "Born Free"
Pel-Freez!
For rabbit that's "farm raised"
It's so delicious
Fricasseed, fried, or braised!
Any case, I like Annna's cartoons a lot! I would get a comic like, "The Adventures of Petey!" There might be a copyright, but I don't think that it matters with satire, or underground comics.
you could always titled it "The Adventures of P.T. Pelphrey" or something, anyway.
never trust a man with a skinny moustache. especially if you're a rabbit and he's got a gun.
title, not titled.
Bronson, not Brosnan!
that is cool and handy that Matie knows how to operate gun.
petey fans are more disturbing than the thought of a little boy ripping the insides out of a dead rabbit. It's good to see some new petey on my moniter. Keep it up fans, so far you're doing pel freez proud.
At least I haven't tried to tell the joke about the rabbit and the bear!
I know that joke, and it's probably for the best that you don't tell it.
Here's my new favorite joke, instead:
A priest, a rabbi, and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and each one orders a beer. As they're drinking their beer, a parrot flies into the bar and perches on the countertop, and it orders a beer too! The barman says "Sorry pal, we don't serve animals." "What," replies the parrot, "Doesn't the fact that I can talk count for anything?" The barman shakes his head and responds, "No. Not at all."
where did all the people go? did the University students finally get some much-needed opportunity for
timecube debate? did you SubGenii float away on the most recent
X-Day? or are we all just curled up inside our nice warm
whiskey bottles?
