By: Annna [2001-09-05]

Recently Discovered: Petey Fan Art #9

okay, so more like Petey Fan Art #0.1

(Another update in the never-ending Saga of Petey.)

While coming back from a job interview today (and becoming hopelessly lost in the process) I found myself in an old part of Eugene, full of houses fifty years old at the youngest. That's nothing to the people in the hoary and antediluvian East Coast, but here in Oregon that's pretty impressive.

Ever my father's daughter, I stopped admiring the tall trees and shady porches and screeched the Bug to an immediate halt when I saw a paper plate with an almost-invisible yellow arrow stapled to a telephone pole. The jungle drums of my ancestors beat in the back of my head - YARD SALE YARD SALE LOOT, THEN BURN YARD SALE.

I found a cluster of card tables on a driveway reclaimed by moss. Nothing too unusual at first - Avon bottles, a few bales of National Geographics, moth-eaten antimacassars jammed in cigar boxes, fondue sets. Rooting through a box of dusty magazines (again, filial piety) I came across a strangely-shaped object I thought at first must be a stray curler, sticky with the hairspray of times past.

Dragging it into the light, I realized my mistake. It was an Edison cylinder of unquestionable vintage, the only marking a hastily-scrawled "petey - pt 1" on the inner rim. I gasped, "Wonderful things!" but recovered my composure before the tables' suspicious attendant could decide to jack the price up another 50˘.

The box yielded two more cylinders and a flattened and tattered carton proclaiming them to be an original recording from the legendary yet seldom-recorded vocalist and ukulele savant Blind Mama Pelphrey, collected by an amateur folk music enthusiast during Blind Mama's declining years. I paid my $1.50 and left with my treasure, leaving parts of the Bug behind in my hurry to escape.

Hooking the recordings up to the Edison cylinder drive on my old TRS-80, I managed to rip them to mp3. Unfortunately, a freak accident caused the cylinders, the TRS-80, the box and the scanner I was scanning it on to become engulfed in flames of a surprisingly appetizing scent. After I extinguished my apartment, I found that the song had been recorded not on wax as I'd assumed but rather hardened rabbit tallow.

Thank the 3" Oregon permafrost that they'd been preserved this long, then, as you listen to:


y'all better be buying this, dammit.


Blind Mama Pelphrey: The Ballad of Petey (5.97 MB)

Lyric transcription forthcoming, unless a fellow enthusiast wishes to take on the project.
song loading. [2001-09-05 02:55:08] staniel
For anyone else who didn't know, I present the definition of an antimacassar. Surprising that they didn't come back into usage in the '50s.
WOW. [2001-09-05 03:11:30] staniel
Poor Patty. The... other instrument, about 2/3 of the way through, sounds like screaming. You know how the synth in Fountain of Filth sounds like a horrified scream coming out of an orange toenail polish girl discovering a public masturbator, and it just works so well? Well, this sounds like a rabbit screaming, which I've never heard, but I get that impression.

Anyway, this is one of your classics, this is up there with Dwight and the Boat. Goddamn.
also [2001-09-05 03:19:25] staniel
Jennifer Lopez's little sister (she does the NYC news for Warner Bros), I think, just said that Carson Daly has ebola! I may have misheard that. She was smiling - and I would be, if I were to deliver such news - but somehow I doubt the mainstream media would behave similarly.
clarification [2001-09-05 03:42:32] staniel
I have never heard an orange toenail polish girl screaming about public masturbation so unexpectedly discovered either! OR SO I WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE
wonderful things indeed! [2001-09-05 06:06:34] Lou Duchez
Howard Carter would shit.

What is it about the Oregon and ukuleles? They're almost the same word, I suppose that's it.
Possible Song [2001-09-05 06:45:40] König Prüß, GfbAEV
Petey and Patty ate rabbit
Oh, Lordy! how they could eat
They ate every part of the rabbit
Except the gawdam rabbit feet
They needed luck...
When they played mah jong

Anyways, if you haven't heard the cartoonist, R. Crumb and his Cheap Suit Serenaders, on their second work, they even have a couple of Hawaiian-style songs!
This is part of "Los Ukuleleros" WebRing!
http://www.timshome.com/css/default.htm
scary noises [2001-09-05 14:25:29] Lou Duchez
I think I know what those scary noises are about 2/3 of the way thru the song. It's a musical saw: in particular, the coping saw that Petey uses to vivisect rabbits in his garage. Hold 'em with the vise, take the saw down from the pegboard, and get to work ...
Schwazzle [2001-09-05 14:50:30] König Prüß, GfbAEV
I thought perhaps it was a swazzle
www.sagecraft.com/puppetry/traditions/swazzle.html
mystery instrument [2001-09-05 18:13:24] Annna
Musical historians believe it to be a squirrel call, chosen for its similarity to a rabbit's shriek.

When it comes to music, I personally prefer (and am more capable of delivering) truly massive amounts of lyrics to ephemeral things like "melody" and "technical skill." As long as the lyrics are intelligible, I'm copacetic.

I'm quite the Bob Dylan fan, of course.
Zombie Highway [2001-09-05 22:53:01] König Prüß, GfbAEV
Gothic horror poem in which the brain eaters take on the civilians. Writhing sacks of gore. Yeah!
Zombie Highway
http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/254/254797.html
Music secondary to lyrics, eh? [2001-09-06 02:57:12] staniel
Do you like performance artists with incidental music? This one's even from Oregon!
As raw as Robbie Johnson's hotel room recordings. [2001-09-06 08:13:38] Jonas
My TRS-80 didn't have an Edison cylinder drive! Just LS-DOS, Scripsit, and BASIC.

If Woody Guthrie had of written a song based on a book by John Steinbeck that was all about frozen rabbit... it would've sounded just like Blind Mama Pelphrey.
Dr. Demento [2001-09-06 08:59:56] König Prüß, GfbAEV
www.drdemento.com/listen/index.html
Ack! [2001-09-06 19:54:06] König Prüß, GfbAEV
I'm starting to think about Petey&Patty like Scott&Zelda!
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