How Insane People Get
Here, Part IV
I'm the, um, Log Lady.
Annna sent me a ton of referrers. I have not necessarily picked the best, just those upon which I could comment.
Stendahl+Syndrome
I+am+looking+for+a+clown+that+is+sitting+on+half+of+a+moon
clown+holding+cigar+painting
metal+head+stereotypes
it's+a+hard+knock+life
difference+between+goths+metalheads
difference+between+goths+mall+goths
willingboro+ass
can+goths+like+Slipknot
And I do love the recognition.
pelfreez+rabbit.com
www.all+relating+to+bestiality.com
www.insane+horse+fucking.com
mary+kate+and+ashley+.+com+in+panties
It has been mentioned that people who are unfamiliar with search engines will type in random phrases and questions. Even worse to me are the people who think a .com tagged onto the end of a phrase (or jumble of loosely-related words) equals the url the person in question wanted. For some reason, this seems to happen to zoophiles especially.
annna+born+truwe
LOTS of searches for Annna. I don't know what this particular possible stalker was doing with the "born" thing.
people+being+mean+to+people+on+hate+mail
You idiots! That's not what hate mail is for.
interstitual+cystitis
I LOVE THAT SONG
Dorm+refrigerator+started+hissing
STAB IT BEFORE IT ATTACKS
ten+ton+hammer+at+the+pound+tonight
So spay and neuter your pets, people!
international+law+regarding+spies
CONTEMPLATING A CAREER CHANGE?
women+fucking+with+robot
Ben will tell you, you don't want to fuck with the robots!
I+WANT+TO+SEE+THE+MOST+SEXY+GIRL+WEAR+NOTING
i+want+to+see+the+babies+with+big+pussies
Pictures+of+Women+with+their+pussies+hanging+out
pictures+of+people+having+sex+in+human+poop
fucking+nurses+in+hospitals
shave+my+cunt&first
plastic+bag+fetish
naked+cartoons+with+weapons+porn
how+to+shave+my+vaginas
those+damn+women+and+their+vaginas
FREE+CHEERS+PUSSIES+PICTURES
gallery+for+children+fucking+children
big+gay+hairy+grandfathers
pictures+of+clothed+women+looking+at+naked+guys
Black+men+owning+white+sissy
nude+naked+ricki+lake
Ooh er. I am especially not sure about the cheers one there - a lisping typist "Three cheers for pussy pictures" or are we looking for spread-eagle Rhea Perlman?
impregnate+my+white+wife
Please? I never really liked Henny Youngman.
can+the+brown+stuff+in+my+meth+pipe+be+smoke+again
Can you get it to combust or evaporate or whatever meth does? If so, probably, but watch out for
retracting+penis
whatever+the+hell+youwanna+type+in
where+can+i+get+an+answer+because+Jeeves+doesn't+know+shit
Search engines are harder to use than I thought.
designer+hooch+clothing
Did you try Joyce Leslie?
lesbian+party+pak+-karaoke
Damn it, Kimberly! I told you to get one without karaoke!
poop+in+toilet
That's where it goes. Actually I think this might have been an image search.
i'm+not+a+goddamned+heliophobe
THEN NEITHER AM I.
petey+liberal+socialist
the+wanderer+in+the+battle+of+maldon
what+do+fake+breasts+feel+like
aliens+with+rabbit+ears
lunchmeat+horror
ukulele+hipster
vaginal+depth+AND+penis
don't+tread+on+me+flag
CHIP+SATANIST+FAIR
aliens+are+fat
selling+points+of+instant+noodles
Almost, but not quite!
rocket+chair
rabbit+paprikash
townie+kill
rocket+chair
possum+love
re-animation+of+dead+bodies
Pictures+of+Nog
the+statement+of+Randolph+Carter+for+kids
wolfenstein+songs
nelda+nockbladder+walkthrough
Welcome, friends!
i+get+blamed+for+everything
cemetery+well+water+is+tastier
Come+I'll+play+my+tastey+game
too+tight+during+sex,+it+hurts+being+a+virgin
i+remember+getting+a+soap+stick+suppository
i+feel+like+a+loser
reminds+me+of+dr.+smith+from+lost+in+space
My favorites are the random statements that don't really indicate that a person was looking for something so much as trying to have a conversation.
big+big+big+boobs+tattoos+women
No, bigger! I said BIG BIG BIG, not just BIG BIG!
keep+my+ex+boyfriend+in+the+closet
This is either the plot of a gay romantic comedy or a true crime novel.
the+correct+way+to+put+on+a+bra
Put your convexities into its concavities. I'm a boy and even I know that.
i+show+the+boys+my+knickers
Ruthie, are you still out there? I think this one is yours.
A+cannon+pointing+straight+up+that+is+on+a+moving+boat
+shoots+a+ball.++Where+will+the+ball+land
Hey, do your own homework.
my+little+pony+skins
do+masons+ride+a+goat
block+of+cheese+the+size+of+a+car+battery
tampons,the+kind+you+drive+in+with+a+hammer
half+ogre+cock
conan+o'brien+babies+tied+to+blocks
Pictures+of+my+first+pap+smear
Shark+intestine+on+a+shovel
planet+urine+customer+complaints
diaper+story+lost-in-space
how+to+beat+the+shit+out+of+a+plastic+egg
When I'm feeling sad, I like to think about some of these searchers. Thank you, crazy. The world is a better place because you are in it.
hot+sluts+from+jersey
fugidaboutit
No, no, no. It's fuh-GED-a-bow-did. Ask the hot sluts, they'll tell you.
why+is+my+vagina+and+anus+dark
WHAT+IS+THIS+SMALL+BUMP+ON+MY+ARM
my+nose+is+bleeding
I recommend the attention of a medical professional. Unless you've got a bruise under your thumbnail.
hitler+turnip
Best crafts project ever.
picture+of+a+steamy+cup+of+tea
Pictures+of+neighbours+getting+along
And finally, some soothing imagery to help you wind down and forget the naked shitting tentacle clowns you'll be dreaming about tonight.