By: Halcyon
[2002-01-28]
Sticks o' Love Part 1
Fanfiction!? What the FUCK!!!
So, I's reading your fine fine webpage... and I see that dear Ol'
Lou done submitted himself some writin's. "What, ho?" Says I, "Betcha
here comes some faggotry." And thusly I read approximately 2 full
paragraphs. (insert joke about my reading speed here.) Yeuuugh.. What
the hell is this?
Skip to the comments... DC comics? Fanfiction!? What the FUCK!!!
So
I thought to myself "why, shit... if thingsihate is posting comic
book fanfiction, sureley they've sunk to a level low enough to consider
my submissions." So here they are.
Halcyon
I call this, collectively: Sticks o' love. Or, Bored out of my mind.
Ladling the Gravy
(Pokingus Normallus)
The Hemlock Luncheon.
(Labius Snackus)
Rover Over
(Canus Erectus)
Pumping the Rail Cart
(Kneelus Pokingus)
The Giggle Number
(Fartus Inhalus)
These are great! I think that you could achieve notoriety thusly. These stickages are reminiscent of Roger Price, but more minimalist. Also, having them negative was a stroke of genius, or at least a stroke. One of my favorite Price "Droodles" was two concentrric circles with two half-elipses titled: "Aerial View of a Mexican in a Sombrero Riding a Bicycle"
"Price"
Yup, no creativity, just some primitive jabs and a half-assed effort to crank something out. That's our Halcyon.
In continuance of my general policy of being Mr. Smiley, I would like to say that I enjoyed these, and I yam looking forward to more in the series. I think that the Latin terminology for well-known pastimes is houmorful.
can't we all just get a long, hot session of stiff stick figure cock pounding action oh mama
*takes deep breath, wipes off sweaty palms*
oops i meant "get along"
Equal Rights for Stick People!
Once I submitted a parody of a scene from The Fellowship of the Ring. It was rejected on the pretense of being fanfiction, but I didn't like the movie.
Myself, I didn't think I was writing fan fiction. I took the most obscure comic book characters I could think of (and whose names I could recall -- I don't know the names of Cave Carson's team), threw in Jesii, Mary Magdalenes, Godspell, Wink Martindale, Garrison Keillor, an old Fantastic Four comic, and a Simpsons sound effect, just to see what would happen.
I considered mixing in President Taft and Nipsey Russell, but that's been done already.
Fellowship of the Sticks!
These are kind of stupid
I wanted to post the Fellowship of the Matrix thing, actually.
I think E/N and fanfic are OK if they don't suck. Stick figures would also be OK if they didn't suck. If.
Why does the stick man exclusively use his stick penis? His arms and legs are the same thing.
Oh, I get it, it's funny because you're lazy so you made stick figures having sex. That must be it. Because it wouldn't be funny if it were detailed drawings of people getting it on.
(Come on, it's not even so not funny that it's funny. It just sucks.)
I just wonder why these stick people each have two heads. Given Sean and Staniel's comments, I'm assuming Annna was responsible for this.
Oh well, at least it's HATE.
(Oops, I almost typed HEAT--that's my second Freudian typing slip of the day.)
but they're still stupid. No offense.
Maybe I just dont like them because they're different.
Maybe I'm a submission racist.
Actually, I kind of liked the eyeballs.
