By: Sean [2002-02-01]

Name the Plant: Results

Here's where I'll tell you what the name of the plant is.

Wow. That was a great reaction to the contest. I'm glad you all have taken such an interest in what I name my plant. It occurs to me how much not only I love this plant, but guys all love it just as much. Some of you may love it even a little more, judging from your enthusiastic reactions (noisia).

Choosing was no easy task. There were many good names. I was particularly keen on PLANTOR THE DESTROYER, but the general consensus here at the thingsihate studios was that my plant doesn't really look like a destroyer. Planty the Plant was nice. It's descriptive, it's fun-loving -- it's what I'd name my plant if my plant were a cartoon character with its very own Saturday morning television program. Unfortunately, it is not a cartoon character and it does not have a television program. Vegetor, Photosynthesis Deluxe, something about walruses... you guys gave it your all, and I know that in a time of crisis I can count on each and every one of you.

So which one did I pick? Well the winning suggestion comes from alptraum with his suggestion of "Planthony." Planthony. Heh heh. That just cracks me up. It was a tough call between that, Stemily Dickinson and Leaf Erikson. Those last two, I think, just might be funnier, but Planthony doesn't remind me of sappy, strangle-worthy poets and I don't think it's quite imposing enough to be a viking.

Listen to me. Still referring to the plant as "it." What I should say is "he." He is no viking. He is Planthony. And you guys haven't seen or heard the last of him, I promise.

alptraum, I'll be in touch about your prize. Now! Let's have us an after-contest comment party, hey!
Planthony? [2002-02-01 10:38:48] staniel
Well, it's your plant I guess. I would have gone with Dog Balls or W.E.B DuBois the Plant or maybe, maybe Trunk Butt.

I think I'll use one of those for the stillborn rabbit fetus in a relish jar of rubbing alcohol my friend Jen (owner of the url www.demonpussy.com) gave me years and years ago. W.E.B. DuBois the Stillborn Rabit Fetus in a Relish Jar of Alcohol. Yes.
Good Choice [2002-02-01 11:12:49] Jacques Kitsch
I was waiting on tenterhooks, and especially mystified by the issuance last night of the temporarily posted bit announcing that THIS IS IT! without a definitive. Now I can resume a normal life, and go get a bottle of whiskey for the weekend. And three avacados, a lottery ticket, and a carton of Camels. The basic necessities.
good one! [2002-02-01 11:16:08] Lou Duchez
I like it so much, in fact, that if I ever have a son I'm going to name him "Planthony".
Dog Balls [2002-02-01 12:19:28] Jacques Kitsch
Staniel, for some reason that link put hhtp instead of http--I'll name my next kid "Dog Balls"
Oh well... [2002-02-01 12:52:33] AlanaFan
I still think a plant named Steven Rios the Master of Darkness would be very cool. But Planthony is giggle-inducing. Did anyone suggest Leaf Garret? That's another funny one...ah, to be named after such a bitter fallen teen idol as Leif.
hhtp [2002-02-01 13:58:49] plantiel
"Some reason" in this case would be idiocy, mine. Fixing.

I'm a lousy tagger; I only Dog Ballsed a paper sign, as all I had on me was a ballpoint. But I'm confident at least a few MIT students saw it before it was corrected.
So impressive! [2002-02-01 17:47:59] Danielle
Despite the fact I made not one suggestion, the contest still turned out great.. I must admit though, Planthony is a great name. Very impressed. It is Danielle-approved. Bye now.
I Liked The Contest [2002-02-01 21:51:14] casey
Good luck with the plant.

In addition, DOG BALLS!

Staniel, join the dark side and tag something a little more permanent. YOU WON'T REGRET IT!
Dog Balls [2002-02-02 00:32:49] Jacques Kitsch
Q-Why does a dog lick his balls?
A-Because he can.

Q-Why does a dog lick his balls?
A-Because he knows that in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. One guy says, "Gee, I wish I could do that!" The other guy says, "Well, maybe you better pat him first."
Dog Balls [2002-02-03 15:50:26] Lou Duchez
Dog Balls
You sound like hog calls
You shop at frog malls, mainly
Dog Balls

Dog Balls, I think I need help
DOG BALLS [2002-02-03 16:54:25] noisia
Limited Edition DOG BALLS Pog
confused [2002-02-03 19:48:11] sally
weren't there more comments here before?
OMG! [2002-02-03 21:04:58] Jacques Kitsch
The dog ate them!
aw shucks... [2002-02-04 08:52:36] alptraum
I dint think i had a chance, going up against popular favorite (and really funny) DOG BALLS... cool!

maybe we should start one of those companies which charge big bucks to come up with pseudo names for cars and medicine. DOG BALLS(tm) antacid tablets... The new Pontiac DOG BALLS(c) minivan...

I live in germany so what with postage and all i dont really need a t-shirt or other prize like object, the approbation of my peers is gratification enough!
[2002-02-04 09:17:32] alptraum
also, to refer back to the original contest post - i actually live above a gelato parlor. every morning i am at least five minutes behind schedule, and end up spitting mouthwash into a shrub while running to catch my bus, or trying to floss while jogging down the sidewalk, trailing bloody threads of saliva. so i long ago gave up hope of picking up chicks at the gelato parlor, regardless of how sexy my t-shirt might be...
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