By: posthumous [2002-04-28]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

Unsanitary! [2002-04-28 00:42:40] DeWalt Russ
Why is the toilet mouse laughing at them?
I have a reading for DAN!!! [2002-04-28 00:43:21] A fortune teller
There is someone named Dan reading this. I feel a strong energy within Dan, perhaps a drive to isolation! This Dan should know that what he did at my house wasn't that bad, and that Pop feels badly for over-reacting. He is still welcome here and we'd like to hang out with him. We would like to get together with this Dan and watch some Lain. Call your friend now before it's too late.

Also, is that thing in the toilet a duck, or what?
Or... [2002-04-28 00:45:08] DeWalt Russ
...is the mouse actually the one speaking? Did she flush the mouse?
Possible Parakeet [2002-04-28 05:12:41] Jacques Kitch
Flushing parakeets is a popular pursuit, although I like the toilet duck approach, too. In Montana there was an old woman who had an antique shop, she had lots of cool junk. The weather there was sometimes erratic, one day being below zero, then the next maybe 60°F. So, one day it was sort of cold, and I wen to visit the antique lady and when I got there, her parakeet was hanging by his feet upside down from his perch quite frozen. Evidently, antique lady had put the parakeet out to get some air on a warm day and had forgotten to bring him back in for the cold night so he was hanging there like a sleeping bat.
Or [2002-04-28 05:32:17] Jacques Kitch
a budgie
Maybe [2002-04-28 14:39:54] Jacques Kitch
It's a stool pigeon
LOL at stool pigeon...well, not OL, but L. okay, i smiled [2002-04-28 16:15:10] alptraum
i think, from the sheaf of wheat the shaggy personage is wielding, that it is demeter the corn goddess saying goodbye to her daughter persephone (aka the bird) as she is taken down to the underworld by pluto (aka the crapper). as such this would have been more appropriate for autumn, but it's nice all the same.
oh I SEE that's a girl's head [2002-04-28 16:17:04] alptraum
not a sheaf of wheat. forget the golden bough version above then.
gah?.... [2002-04-29 00:16:57] twins
ummmmmmm.......I really don't get it.
Well... [2002-04-29 01:53:21] Jacques Kitch
Maybe it's that they thought the pet bird died, but it was actually a Norwegian Blue Sleeping Parrot.
So it's the bird talking... [2002-04-29 05:41:37] SLF
That makes so much more sense than the mother and daughter conversing. A speech bubble, perhaps?
Incomprehensible stuff. [2002-04-29 07:28:14] dunc
Seems a bit apres John Glashan, all right. Does your mother have a beard? Or am I seeing this thing wrong? Also, even if it were dead, surely it's more normal to bury a budgie under an elderberry bush than bung it down the bog. Perhaps the animal in question is a crocodile.
The Bird is the Word [2002-04-29 07:28:39] Jacques Kitch
I'd guess the bird is talking, it's mouf is open. That bird is in the terlit, and I think that kind of bird only makes bubbles in the bath tub.
words in bubbles [2002-04-29 08:02:38] posthumous
I'm trying to avoid word bubbles, not out of any sort of artistic arrogance, just because the words like to be free. You know, like free-range chickens. In this case I would say yes, the thing in the toilet is speaking. I was hoping the words spiraling downward would imply this.
Girl [2002-04-29 08:21:02] Jacques Kitch
If the girl were speaking, she'd be saying:"Mmmmfff, mmmmmfff!" I would really hate to think that I'm so perverted (or normal) that I'm the only person to understand this comic as intended.
las cucarachas entran pero no pueden salir [2002-04-29 18:19:17] Magenta
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it? Beautiful plumage!

en la tierra de los ciegos el tuerto es un pendejo [2002-04-29 19:50:20] Jacques Kitch
Un pajaro en mano vale mas que cien volando, pero no se quanto vale un pajaro en baņo.--Miguel de Medianoche y Habaņeros
Hello Polly [2002-04-30 00:24:40] Oscccar
The plumage doesn't enter into it.
I bet... [2002-04-30 03:33:17] Jacques Kitch
if you sit down it does
i actually understand this one! [2002-04-30 09:47:04] Gav
i get it. she thought her pet was dead and was just about to flush it when it suddenly says "i was only sleeping". it's funny in a not so funny kind of way.
en boca cerrada no entran moscas [2002-04-30 14:26:03] Jacques Kitch
Perhaps life is but a dream.
I mean rather... [2002-04-30 17:13:30] Jacques Kitch
To sleep! Perchance to get flushed!
...under your bed [2002-04-30 17:35:33] Oscccar
el sue?o de raz?n produse monstros.
my slightly different view [2002-04-30 21:01:10] Danielle
I thought the girl had been throwing up in the toilet and passed out, and the guy came to get her and he's all like "Damn it girl" and she's all like "I was only sleeping!" like as to defend herself. But that's my rather screwed up way of viewing it. I pretty much ignored the bird, mostly to support my own theory.
Yes [2002-04-30 21:48:04] Jacques Kitch
A bulimic bird swallower
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