Zirealism

I had heard it said of the F-4 Phantom aircraft that it is proof that with enough motor, even a brick can fly. I looked for more on flying bricks and found a game called, "SuperBomberMan4"
which involves bricks, spitting, and butt nuggets. I like the addressee being represented by just the back of the head part.

Also, I like it when people will pontificate about practical improbabilities just prior to getting pixelated.

If a brick is thrown, does it fly? This raises the question: who threw the brick? could it be that the person with the bald head has enemies? probably.

also congratulations to mr.kitsch, who manged to include the phrase 'butt nugget' in his post. It is something i will use more in further conversation.

Mange has been a chronic problem, although I have enjoyed remissions from time to time and I have also held it at bay with "Pawnee Bill Lily's Patented Snake Oil Elixer, Saddle Polish, and Nitro Solvent."

My cousin used to be a radar jamming specialist and flew around in the passenger seat of those. Sadly, by the time I found out about this, she was out of the Air Force. Nobody knows where she's been for the past few years.

I would like to hear about the plague float mentioned in the previous article's comments.

Yeah, I think that the Phantom pilots call the electronics guy their teddy bear. Really! I'd like a recounting of the plague wagon story, too; I think there was mention of it in the archives, but lame-assed me couldn't find it. Maybe we could get Pop's version of it!

... Theory and practice don't always match.

Or maybe he's just a pedantic fuck, which would explain why someones thrown a brick at him.

The young lady is saying, "look out theres a brick flying at your head", and he says. "Well Technically, Bricks can't fly."

So we can only assume that the idiot gets his just rewards of a brick in the head, get rushed to hospital but is unfortunately killed when a nurse accidently swaps his saline drip for concentrated Sulphuric acid, the lady gets married to a respectable young man, and the man who threw the brick gets off with 12 hours community service, for justified attempted homicide.

Of course That could be a haystack in the back ground that the brick was thrown from, what better place to hide, when throwing a brick than a haystack, after all as the old saying goes, "its really hard to find a brick thrower in a haystack."

And just to add a little more...

You know what I really hate, I really hate LEFT HANDED PEOPLE!

They just go on and on about how they are a repressed, and discriminated against. Like they're somehow special because they've got a left hand specialisation. It just makes me want to go up to them and chop off both their hands and say, "IS THAT BETTER".
The only worse thing is when someone of the above type writes books, or does lectures, or even uses stupid analogys involving handedness.

I mean GET OVER IT, plenty of people have become ambidextrous through the using of their non prefered hand. Its not the end of the world, do I complain when I have to fix a left hookers PC, and their mouse is on the wrong side of their keyboard...

And don't even get me started about dyslexia...

In all my life I have never seen anyone of the left-handed persuasion complain or bitch about it, with the exception of old ladies who whine about everything anyway. LEFT HAND 4 LIFE #1 WOO!!!!!!!

Also, shut up. You are more boring than anyone.

Casey your so cute when your angry!

i hate short people!!! they just get in the way!,whats the point?there just gay and they feel they have something to prove by acting hard etc. i just hate them so much
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I hate people who either can't spell or else leave the spell checker turned on on their computer, even though it's a complete pile of wank! Fucking illiterate plebs!

All the way to the bank!

Mind you don't get arrested, well.

It's a sperm bank.

I'm glad you were able to fill in what happened before this cartoon. It's like the last panel of a 3-panel. Who needs the first 2 panels? They just limit the possibilities of the situation. Isn't it funnier (or something) to figure out what came before?

Or maybe I'm just Drawing On The Right Side Of The Brain

i frequently masturbate using both my left and right hands. on the subject of thingsihate(.org), chiefly people who have these really heart felt beliefs and then the next week undergo a complete reversal. eg.one week vegetarians, who then decide to 'sneak a big mac'.

No fair! You peeked!

The link to the drawing books was interesting, I should study more. My friend Elena is having some success, so I am happy for her. I find it amazing that she can draw water ripples with reflections. Anyway, nobody pays that kind of money for my scribblings.

I kind of expected noisia to be short, or of at least average height, but it turns out he's like 6'1" or some such.

You think 6'1" is short? You must be puny! Tiny human, I crush you with a single footfall because I am so tall, a height provided by the anonymity of the Internet. Tall!

You should read "Gargantua" by Rabelais; it might be germaine to the trend here.

I too am a veritable giant among men. I regularly strike my head sharply off the lintel when entering the more mature kind of dwellings or commercial premises apparently built by mediaeval dwarves.

I too have lentils on my head!

The Plague Parade story is in the works. With pictures!

sometime before i moved to the bay area, dewalt russ wrote an article about a poor guy who got run over in berkeley. yesterday, on my way to work, i watched a guy get hit when someone ran a red light in alameda.
i wonder what those drivers feel like afterward. i wonder when the guy who got hit realized what happened to him. i hope he doesn't remember any of it.
so now i'm a little nervous crossing streets here. i keep expecting some car to come out of nowhere and ruin my day.

Used to be that in the Bay Area, if you stepped of the curb, cars stopped, which was different than NYC. But not anymore, it seems.

I fucking hate tall people you have to look up to talk to them i also hate medium sized people and i have also said how i dispize short people so basicly i hate people because none of them will talk to me my only friend is a monkey called spunkey.

I really hate women they stand there so proud with their breasts(Iwish I had some)and they all just act like i'm not there i once even stood in my underwear in the middle of school and know one noticed and even the gay boys did'nt look at me.

i have recently found myself very atracted to men i found out after p.e. one day when i got very aroused by all the men changing but i am not sure wether i am gay or not because i am still atracted to my mother so help me am i gay?

1.I am Not Gay
2.I am Definetly Not Attracted to My Mother

If anyone cares to check the times that these were posted, you will find that they have posted several insulting comments about other people [duane crees].

So whilst it's funny, try not to take it too seriously.
[fucking twat-faces]

i hate food it is just so tempting and i just can't stop i need help i'm a fat ass help me please

im hungry give me food before i eat my computer

it's to late i've just eaten the mouse

oh god my mom just walked past boy has she got a fine ass wow id love to fuck that

I Am So Gay That I had A Threesome With Steven Moss. I loved it but i am still attracted to girls! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

i do not promote spam.......however...
PAROXYSM FOREVER
PAROXYSM FOREVER
PAROXYSM FOREVER
PAROXYSM FOREVER
PAROXYSM FOREVER
PAROXYSM FOREVER
PAROXYSM FOREVER
and, is html possible in this place, hmm, no its not, and I HATE STEVEN MOSS TOO!(wait we all do, he is a wanker, a wanker, and nicks people's good wood-work)

right, i know who you are, you know who you are, so post your names. come on!
mine is...........
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Engleburt Humperdink in school...
and
Jimi Hendrix at home.

Peace out... :)

I hate scotch eggs, but i like this.......
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Scotch Eggs: a ball of pink-dyed mechanically reclaimed meat and gristle with some weird mushed-up egg in the centre full of fat and preservatives and coated by radioactive-orange coloured breadcrumbs....whats not to like?
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What is the point of this 'FORUM'
For people to post pointless crap, or does it have some kind of dark, forsaken reason?
Just curious.
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because i ate my last computer because i am a fat fuck my hot mom has just bought me one which cannot be broken but i bet you if im hungry enough i could now im going to jack off over my mom

it is not true that everyone hates him i luv him and butfuck him with my freind swampy and we all think of my mombecause she is so fucking hot

sorry i haven't posted anything for ages but i have been in germany and now im back because they ve run out of food and i didn't like it there because i missed the subway train because i was getting some food i was stuck there for seven hours so in the end i started thinkin of my mom swampy and steven and i soiled my y fronts and i cant get them off now caus there stuck to me

i have been thinking about this since my y fronts got stuck to me and i cant get them off and when i was sucking off swampy and my lips got stuck together and now i want to know why sombody please tell

before i mentioned how i would like some breasts well ever since that i have saved my money and now i have a nice pair of double h breasts and now all the guys talk to me

id like to comment that i also have breasts and me and duane are a lovely couple and everyoune thinks so we love eachother and we are going to get married in vegas

i ment duane

I want to join nael and duane in there epic adventures to vegas. I also like tities and hopefully i can get them done tonight so i can be cool and make love to my secret admirer (it's a boy by the way) but im naming no names. I am cool because i play guitar in a band with tommy and pete who cant play the drums. Hopefully we can turn proffesional and get famous even though were crap!

because we don't have a crapy drummer called pete we have a good drummer called ally and if they think were crap they can go shove there finger back up there ass and then lick it clean and i am not making love with my secret admirer i am making love with my dog and my hand!!!

IF YOU SAY SO!!! YOUR BAND IS CRAP!!

Damon is gay and sucks monkey dick and is a retarded little squirrel who should die in hell and fuck the devil up the ass and scream i have tities!!

i know my band is crap you don't have to tell me and i would't go to hell because i don't like shitknot tenacious d and rammenstein because they all suck each others penesis and all there fans fuck each other up the butt and any one who likes tibia is aretarted monkey testical and should go be in a band with tenacious shite

I know tenacious D and slipknot and rammstein are crap thats why i dont hate them! And people who do like them should join a band with tenacious shit! I AGREE I DEFINATELY AGREE!!!

DAMON I GAY AND SUCKS MONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!

are you saying your gay and suck monkey dick?why are you telling me this

if tenacious shite ramenstein shitknot are crap why dont you hate them is it because they fuck you in the rectum while you suck off feminem?

Can you people come up with nothing better than trying to insult each other through meaningless profanity?If you want to get at each other then do it through things they will care about!Pitiful comments like 'Damon is gay and sucks monkey dick' just isnt hurtful.Its stupid!

me ronan me fuck mum and swampy and steven and me eat everything gimme food arrrr

i think i love the sensible person iwant to fuck them aswell arrrrr

My god Im talking like Matthew Pugh

why do you insult slipknot the d and ramestein they are my favorate bands and they all fuck my enema passage

me hungry me want eat

me hungry me want eat arrrrr

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Wat da hell does Arr mean?

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Well eat then u stupid twat

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Why do you insist on throwing mindless stupid profanity everywhere?What do you hope to achieve?Especially when arrr is a crazy word! and Im sure we all understand that you are a hungry caveman but there are plenty of animals around!Get your ass into gear and find some!

me randy me want mom swampy and eGg

me no get ass into gear it to big arrrrr

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arrr me caveman pirate arrr me fuck anything i see arrralso eat it after arrrrrrrrrr

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I have to tell everyone this - my fetish has taken over my life. it ony started with a humororus shaped pen - i thought it would be fun to shove it up my ass. Sex with stationary has now taken over my entire life and I can't do anything about it. Even all these little girls flocking around me doesn't help! I LOVE YOU PAPERMATE! HAVE MY CHILDREN!