By: Jonas Emmett [2002-07-10]

I Hate Douglas Gordon

you would have to have your head planted right up your Robokopf butt

So a few weeks ago a friend of mine and I went to see the Douglas Gordon exhibit at the Vancouver Art Gallery -- not because we're fans, but because we thought the Cyborg exhibit was still on. And so it wasn't, but patrons of the visual arts that we are we decided to brave Mr. Gordon. It was mainly video installations and some photography, and with my friend being a film grad and I a nascent photographer, we seemingly had naught to lose and all to gain.


Now, I think what pisses me off the most about him is the accolades he's received ("one of the most important artists of his generation") in light of the work he's accomplished. The latter is from my perspective, but you would have to have your head planted right up your Robokopf butt to call with a straight face Douglas Gordon an important artist.


His work is, to put it bluntly, laughably simplistic. One installation (that required a room about as large as my apartment) was two screens at opposite ends playing in staggered time Robert DeNiro's "You talkin' to me?" from Taxi Driver. Another was a screen showing a fly trying to flip itself off its back. Another was three screens showing in staggered time the film D.O.A. And his piece de resistance was Psycho slowed down so far as to warrant the title 24-Hour Psycho. Certainly great art needn't be Byzantine: take Dr. Seuss. But at the same time there must be some indication of an amount of effort that would merit those aforementioned honours: on the part of the artist as well as the audience.


For it seems to me that he is only passing off fragments of ideas as finished pieces. His video installations could have been conceived of and completed several to an afternoon. Not only did each require only minimal thought, but minimal work as well. For artistry, what is needed to slow down a movie? What technical skill? Could there conceivably be a hack in Mr. Gordon's field, or would even he be hard-pressed to tell the difference?


Turntablists create their music not by writing it all on their own, but by stealing its components from existing songs--but their level of artistry is determined by their choice of samples and the way they can combine them, manipulate them, distort and subvert them: their senses of rhythm, musicality, theme, texture, layering--to create something wholly new and identifiably different from its parts. Mr. Gordon's work can only be compared on the very first point: choice of samples--or rather, sample singular. But any importance is dwarfed by the lack of any other skills displayed: aesthetic, intellectual, or technical.


John Cage's 4'33" is probably the best rebuttal: the idea is primo, and works fine as the one piece. But Cage didn't try and pass off a record of silence as something equally important, or further make a career out of nothing (arguably). Likewise, if you'll allow the digression, with the genre of "lowercase music": isolating near-silent ambient sounds, like a mixing board hooked up to nothing and feeding back, or paper crumpling, is fine if used for some engaging reason.

But who in the right mind would pay for a whole album of it? And so with 24-Hour Psycho. I can reevaluate how I view the movie by myself. The ability of any sentient being whose head is still attached to its body to do the same is not necessarily an indication of genius, nor important art does its translation into a superficial work make.


At first I thought there was something integral I was missing, that I could only have scratched the surface of his work. But when we came upon the reading room I appropriately read up on some of the pieces we saw, only to discover that they had no more meaning than I had initially discerned. His work calls for a re-evaluation of how we interact with media -- perhaps he's completely unaware of how every semi-intelligent person alive today operates? It calls for active participation on the part of the viewer -- perhaps he should consider that if engagement isn't my gig I wouldn't be in an art gallery to begin with? Because I don't foresee a joint effort between the Scottish Arts Council and Famous Players theatres to show archival footage of a man trying to stand up, even as a short between the commercials and Minority Report.


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And here the essay ends, as a deep and inescapable conflict arose within the author: an underlying subtext in the criticism that belied his ostensible position, a growing discord that would not -- indeed, could not -- allow a cohesive conclusion. Will he then ever be able to sort out his feelings towards Mr. Gordon's work? Will the wholesome light of an adamant argument ever shine again upon this poor soul, whose very analytical faculties may in fact be at the core of this, his critical dissolution? But it does seem that this may be a good place to stop.
VAG [2002-07-10 11:45:47] Jacques Kitsch
First off, good writing and nice commentary, Jonas. I've actually been tho the VAG, having helped a friend set-up an exhibit of soft sculpture there. The stuff was pricey, the least was mink hedgehogs at $100 a pop. I think that the VAG used to have an annual competition of egg designs that were dropped from the roof to the sidewalk below. I think that there was an old fashioned burlesque house nest to the VAG. The Library of Congress here has lots of Ansel Adams. I recently got an old Miranda 35mm, and I've found that there's lots of Miranda stuff of ebay cheap. I've always thought of Hasselblad as th top for 2 1/4, and now they made a Hasselblad digital, but it's about $12,000 and so I might rent one rather than buy it to try it. There's a local guy here who does silver nitrate on glass plates, he makes his own plates and uses an old woden box style without a shutter! I like Ektachrome 1000 ASA, strong blue/green and it'll stop a waterfall.
Link [2002-07-10 12:58:50] Jacques Kitsch
I couldn't get that Douglas Gordon link to work, and neither could I find the exhibit on the VAG site, but that's just me! Here's a Douglas Gordon link that I found which mentions the VAG exhibit. Also, Hasselblad.
No more Mr. Gordon [2002-07-10 14:14:29] Jonas
It looks like the exhibit is closed. However, if I understand this correctly (unlikely, as I haven't slept in a bit), the Cyborg exhibit appears to be coming back at some undetermined date.
Cameras [2002-07-10 14:20:25] Jonas
I have my dad's old Canonet, which must be at least thirty years old. It has a smiley face sticker on it. It came with a handy protective case, a flash, instructions for a different flash, and the assurance "It should still work". I pay $12 for a five-pack of President's Choice 400 ASA film. I work with a Glen E. Friedman ethos. Much of this relates to the above article, in fact.
210mm Film [2002-07-10 14:35:48] Jacques Kitsch
That Cyborg exhibit did look sort of interesting; Duchamp, Picasso, and Gameboy! One thing that I saw in Canada that was novel was a surround picture set-up that was 210mm film projected on the inside of a sphere, and one sat in the sphere to watch. The film projector was novel in that the 210mm is BIG FILM, and it had a funny drive and framing mechanism, which was none at all. You might have noticed that some old film projectors will get the wrong amount of slack in the film causing the film to flutter, and the picture to get jumpy. So, this 210mm system utilised that film flutter, having a gate with two "fingers" where the framing was to be. The huge reels were mounted flat, the outtake reel would whip the film out with the uptake reel leaving a bit of slack in the film, the flutter and framing were controlled by adjusting the fingers on the gate. A little rough on the film, but it was sort of heavy gauge 210mm.
Half-Frame 35mm [2002-07-10 14:40:51] Jacques Kitsch
There's an old Petri half-frame 35mm that is pretty cool, also you can get 100' rolls of 35mm, and wind yer own, if you overwind you can get more than 80 shots on a helf-frame 35mm. Winding your own can be cheaper, somewhat. Once, a friend bought a whole lot of B/W paper because he heard that the price of silver was going up; it didn't, so he got stuck with a lot of photo paper in the refrigerator.
Julius Knipl [2002-07-10 15:00:44] Jacques Kitsch
Hey! That "John Cage" thing had a connection to "Julius Knipl:Real Estate Photographer"
Plan [2002-07-10 15:32:43] Jonas
It's all part of the Grand Plan.
Good job to the Editors [2002-07-10 16:37:30] Jonas
...for their fine work with my paragraphs. I think only one got cut up. That means I'm not writing long enough sentences. Jacques and I are bloody well CARRYING this site, where is everyone else? OH NO! They must be at DG exhibitions! I was too late!
[2002-07-10 17:16:10] Oscccar
I'm at work and can't contribute yet.
hey art [2002-07-10 19:52:41] sally
staniel and i recently visited the kemper museum of contemporary art in kansas city which i dont respect all that much even though they have a larry rivers (i like) because they have a painting by a guy from my hometown who is a hack because all his shit looks like wrestling mats and his kids are assholes (but i love his wife, my fourth grade teacher). anyway, they had an exhibition of this guy, todd hido, who does photos of houses at night and I just FELL IN LOVE with the shit. he is now my new favorite photographer, subject to change at any moment.
better todd hido link [2002-07-10 19:57:41] sally
here.
mixers [2002-07-11 03:05:26] dunc
Good heavens. I must be very artistic; I thought the remix/resample release of Alphaville's Forever Young was pathetically simplistic and boring. After all, when the original is basically a derivation of pachalbel's cannon, there's not much you can do to improve it, especially not by repeating one phrase of it and talking shite at the same time.
The Bird is the Word [2002-07-11 03:46:38]
Bird, bird , bird
the bird is the word
Julius Knipl [2002-07-11 04:25:42] Jacques Kitsch
Julius Knipl:Real Estate Photographer
You annoying git! [2002-07-11 05:41:37] dunc
Now I have that song stuck in my head, so just for that...
If you go down to the woods today, you'd better not go alone,
Te tum te tiddly tum te tum, te tiddly tum te tum, etc
You annoying git! [2002-07-11 05:41:37] dunc
Now I have that song stuck in my head, so just for that...
If you go down to the woods today, you'd better not go alone,
Te tum te tiddly tum te tum, te tiddly tum te tum, etc
oops [2002-07-11 05:42:15] dunc
Good double-click effect on the old Post comment button!
Also [2002-07-11 05:52:11] dunc
I see my relations have been being pass-remarkable about me on the Boris page. The picture does indeed look like Boris' nemisis and sometime partner in crime, but it's nothing to do with me that she's a malevolent little furry maniac.
The Woods [2002-07-11 07:17:19] Jacques Kitsch
Come on and play in the woods! I own most of the woods, and I drive a mean logging truck! Want to see my chainsaw?
Hey, Mom! [2002-07-11 07:20:43] Jacques Kitsch
You got Las Vegas drugs and hooker nurses that will slow down the timber biz? Hey, beeeyotcch! I got wood!
What the fuck? [2002-07-11 07:38:46] dunc
What's wrong with the seal clubbers today?
My reputation [2002-07-11 08:21:42]
Hey! You put mom on the ice, I could beat her head in and it wouldn't do a tinkers damn to my rep!
Yes, well... [2002-07-11 08:38:22] dunc
Getting back to the topic in hand, some friends of mine once tried to perform Cage but couldn't stop sniggering throughout, which spoiled it rather. Mind you, they laugh during Weep Oh Mine Eyes as well. It's at the words "cease not", which they invariably misconstrue as "see snot".
Hi-tech [2002-07-11 13:32:32]
One local butthead, a former FBI, was sniggering about old weapons... he was all like har, har, you don't have the GOOD STUFF! Yo, dude. Lo-tech dead is still dead. If y'all would prefer hi-tech dead, I don't think that you'd notice the difference, anyhow. We we all trying to yodel Gene Autry cowbow tunes, and they suck because that's not original yodelling. Yodelling is sort of stoopit anyways. Poop!
Retard Meds [2002-07-11 14:39:28]
If you switch the meds around on the 'tards, they all strt to dance and yodel a lot. It's fun to give the 'tards lots of dexedrine!
damn it. [2002-07-11 20:56:00] staniel
Inane non-sequitur comments never do seem to go out of fashion.
Art, Society and all that stuff. [2002-07-12 01:09:10]
What you have here Jonas is the residual problem of stuff.

You have your genuine artist who is trying to convey something to his audience, and you have your artist who is doing something and calling it art.

Fact is good artists are never appreciated until they're dead (if then). Bad artists on the other hand make sure they get appreciated when they are alive.

Though calling them artists is questionable when they are really just giving the media something familar presented in a slightly different way. That way you avoid alienating their sense's with something new, but at the same time you manage to convince them they are seeing something new.

What you then have is "Emporer's new clothes" syndrome. One respected Art critic says ahh yes its a portayal of the way sex drugs and rape relate to death in the contemporary society in a council estate public house's mens urinal. Everyone else jumps on the band wagon so as not to appear an idiot, the critic gets to think he's a fucking genius for discovering all of this (his own delusion)and an artist is born. And then it repeats because all the critics want to discover something new and exciting.

The question is do you really want to be a well established and respected artist or do you want to be an artist that actually does art, the two are generally mutually exclusive.
"Deliver me from clever art" [2002-07-12 01:18:56] Jonas
That's what I thought I was dealing with, to begin. But you'll note that the review has no conclusion, just an allusion to the Underground Man.

While of course I agree with what you say, You-Know-Who, criticizing DG natch had me weighing his attributes, so that as I went along I began to notice the scale tip--not all the way necessarily, but enough that pride made me stop. I can only write this now because the article is now archived, and nobody will read this comment.

I was going to see "The Emperor's New Clothes", but ended up seeing "Thirteen Conversations About One Thing". It tended to be obvious but was on the whole very good.
Your comment on Douglas Gordon [2002-09-30 14:51:15] Kyd
Note the fact that you were THOROUGLY affected by Douglas' work, note the fact that you do not have background in scottish culture. ... .as well, it seems to me that you think you're well educated in art because you happen to know the name John Cage... hmmmm...?
[2002-10-17 14:03:11]
i don't think that you really understand the art world at all, it isn't just there to please you with a show of skill, it is there to make you think. whether you like it or not d g had an effect on you the kind that he intended. just cause you don't understand something does not mean its bad. go away do some reading on him.
Kyd, noname [2003-05-26 12:51:00] Jonas
(Not that you'll probably ever see this, but...) That's what I said!
Douglas Gordon Rules! [2006-10-10 18:29:03] Douglas Gordon
But not the artist. Me! The other guy who keeps googling himself only to find this other guy occupying the entire namespace. I say to all the other Douglas Gordon's out there - let us rise up and populate the web with other Douglas Gordon links so as to mitigate the besmirching of our given name by this scot and artist.
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