Zirealism

"Hell is just like here, except the dogs can whistle."
--George Carlin

Albert Einstein's personal hell is sitting across the table from God while God rolls the dice.

Highly vaginal. Yet also quite appealing. He/she/it has a certain air of disgruntled supremecy. I like the chair a lot, too. The dark lord must be very proud of you, posthumous.

One day, there will be a hell for pop-up ads, and 'XG10 Web Camera', 'Free Flight Tickets', and 'Join Now - FREE!' will all burn in a swirling chaos-shpere of pain and elightened consumers.

My dream is not impossible.

The cloven hooves are very nice! He looks somewhat like Rodin's sculpture of Honoré de Balzac as a satyr. A Hell-Cam is a good idea, too. I'd like to try the ultimate chile pepper: The Hellapeño

...the devil is so evil is because he has a very tiny package and is trying to make up for it.

I have a very tiny package and am not evil.

The obverse rule of compensation must then hold true for women.

I have big eyes, but I'm not that evil.

Maybe slightly. But no more so than, say, Billy Bob Thornton.

My last word on the subject, I promise. Just found and posted the Zapruder color photo of the incident:
Archival Image #5
And a blowup of the horrified bystanders:
Archival Image #6

Not meaning no particular disrespect, but the picture of the crowd is a damned hoot! I get the feeling that it's not the cameraman's fault that they are somewhat out of focus but that they actually are sort of out of focus.

They're out of focus, chuckles, because it's part of the previous picture, blown up alot.
Not blown up in the exploding sense, however.

Very grouper-like facial features. I half expect they opened and closed their mouths a lot without chewing or speaking, even when there wasn't a plague cart to gawk at. Jesus. Glub, glub.