The Best Kinds of Clocks, In Order

Clocks are the one type of art that are also inherently functional. As such, ya can't go wrong with a good clock or two. I'm talking analog, of course.

That said, you forgot the clock that must be put at the low end of the desiribility spectrum: the ball clock from the 1970s. Good luck overcoming insomnia with one of those in the house.

Annna stole my idea.

Is there supposed to be an "L" in that "C" word? Works well without it.

hey editors, you get my comic?

What about the cat clocks, you know, with the moving eyes and tongue?
They mostly come in the shape of felix the cat, but I've seen others.

I wish I had purchased the autographed NotLD Tom Savini zombie clocks when they'd been on eBay. 1-2-3-4 was selling them, so they had fake blood and limbs attached and were works of hideous craftsmanship. I imagine he could do pretty good things with penises as well.

Thingsihate is loading, up and down, very slowly for me. I think there's something wacky with the email as well; I didn't get the cartoon. Also, I think Sean is in Germany - or so he claims. Probably he's still adjusting to the mandatory monacles and leather shorts before he can fix everything.

I was going to hold off on my strip club story until it cleared up, but I might have to put it up anyway.

Oh, and congratulations, Lou, on joining the dark side.

monocles or manacles? either one would have been appropriate... one is a good symbol of old-school prussian values and the other fits well with the s&m/dieter from sprockets/rammstein crowd

Thanks! I was arguing with Chet long before anyone else; that was back in the days when I felt that arguing was a virtue. I've grown up since, and Chet and I respect each other. It's a Lex Luthor / Superman kind of thing, if they were gay lovers.