By: Jake Fender [2002-10-17]

Prosecution Exhibit B

I'd never seen a dead body before, much less a mutilated murder victim.

The square room was lined with slate gray steel shelves filled with stacks of sin and misery, abuse and death. It was a ten-year-old picture, inside a Verbatim Record of Trial volume with 14 companions in a room filled with other old pictures, files, and histories to be destroyed or saved by my hands. The pictures were what you looked for in the ROTs, a pick-me-up, a visual firecracker that accompanied the testimony or the sworn statements.

I'd never seen a dead body before, much less a mutilated murder victim. What's the first thing you look at, besides the wound? For me, it was the eyes of the woman in the picture, the dead fish glaze of them that drew me. Her eyes were blue and wide with fear. If her mouth was frozen in a silent scream or a plea for the redemption of her flesh, those eyes left no doubts about the grace of heaven.

She was naked and stretched, crawling and grasping at the bed sheets, frozen that way for days or weeks. Amounts of blood like I'd never imagined stained the blue sheets purple and made them brittle. Her blood marred her entire body with the dried rust flakes of her life. Her copper hair was matted with blood, and it hung in stringy clumps across her face and down her back. Her mouth was open, drawn back to the gash in her cheek that made her mouth that much wider. The expression on her face gave her vitality, like you might place a bandage on her wound and she might blink and sit up, but a man I would never meet had nearly sawed her head off. The white bone of her neck gleamed through the sticky blood and the hanging ends of severed muscle and trachea. She was a rag doll, used and hacked and cast aside. The horror, stark reality revealed, left me speechless, excited. I could taste bile rising in the back of my throat but I couldn't decide whether I was about to throw up or furiously masturbate.

The authorities thought she might have been tortured, but the murderer offered no explanation or excuse and got life in prison, caged like an animal but alive unlike his victim. In the ten years it had taken me to get to this room and looking at this picture he'd been moved somewhere else, and was someone else's problem. Nobody wanted this old record, which was why I was here now. Keep it? For posterity? That would be silly. Destroy it. Throw it away. Who cares?

Dead and forgotten all this time, locked away in a little room with shelves filled with the records of child molesters, rapists and murderers, one of a million photos of violated pre-teen vaginas, stab victims and glamour shots of offenders posing with their tiny penises and this woman, with her nearly-severed head, her glazed eyes and dead, grasping claws left me knowing that there is no God.
oh my gosh... [2002-10-17 06:19:19] Yugi
This is going to give me nightmares. Thanks a lot Jake.
ps, noisia you're right about konig being the sniper [2002-10-17 11:04:35] casey
the best part about this is that there is no indication that it is fiction or non-fiction.

Persecution Exhibit D+ [2002-10-17 16:44:26] aspcp
In which our hero is denied the right to vote because he likes masturbate to corpse porn.
it's pandemic! [2002-10-17 18:08:23] aspcp
That should be "to masturbate" in the last post.
Hooray!
[2002-10-17 23:20:38] Annna
S/he likes masturbate to corpse porn
You like masturbate to corpse porn.
I like masturbate to corpse porn.
They like masturbate to corpse porn.
We like masturbate to corpse porn.

WHO NOT LIKE MASTURBATE TO CORPSE PORN?
Corpse Sex [2002-10-18 01:21:06]
Corpse sex good! Corpse always stiff! Never have headache!
what exactly is bile? isn't it what your liver excretes? [2002-10-18 02:09:14] albtraum
...then what's it doing in people's throats?

i picture a homicidal jacques using homemade, malfunctioning backwoods-cabin weapons -- like a lethally unhinged version of tom waits' character in "mystery men". the blamethrower, the potato catapult, the chainsaw helmet, etc. but i guess i could see him using a sniper rifle in a pinch.
Bile [2002-10-18 04:27:38] Doc Morbid
Bile is also what comes before the actual puke. Maybe some medical type person can explain why.

Speaking of gruesome medical type stories, the guy at the local comic store (who also attends my university) got to work with cadavers a couple of days ago. He told a story about one of the people he was dissecting who had a necrotic left ventricle which had all but exploded, thus killing her. Fascinating!

I am so glad that I'm majoring in archaeology.
[2002-10-18 07:20:47]
Woooo! Apparently I am the owner of the thingsihate site. Why this bold claim, well a young vixen by the name of Vanessa claims that my site thingsihate.org is not in every search engine. For me this is a probem which clearly needs solving and could be the reason why in these slack times the tradional referer posts have gone unposted.
To this end I have taken several pictures of myself unrobed and sent them to Vanessa to see if her claims to get me greater exposure are well founded.
Alas I have had no reply from the good lady, and so my wishes go unheeded but not all is lost for now I know I am the owner of thingsihate.org I order you to update!
Yellow Bile and Black Bile [2002-10-18 07:33:17]
Ahh yes Biles black and yellow two of the 4 humours that occupy the body along with Phelgm and Blood. When one of these four becomes out of balance then the body becomes ill, which is why we doctors let blood or bile or phelgm to make aour patients better.
The Bile is indeed produced in the liver and escapes through a small tube connected to the intestine known as the bile duct.
[2002-10-18 07:56:43] Jonas (Not Jonadz)
Why do I always pick breakfast as the time to read thingsihate?
actually... [2002-10-18 09:51:00] aspcp
The "four humors" explanation is correct. Yellow bile was the humor associated with anger (people with a preponderance of it would be angry a lot of the time) -- which is where we get the expression "full of bile" for someone who's spiteful. By extension, "spitting bile" means telling someone off in a dramatic way.

Physically speaking, you can't spit bile unless something is VERY wrong with your digestive system. The awful taste before vomit is probably just the first of the vomit. Nothing below your stomach comes up, else vomit would taste a lot worse than it does. Besides, you'd know if you were spitting bile, because in the body it's a greenish color. I've spit red and clear before, but never green, except in the few minutes after enjoying a Sir Isaac Lime otter pop.
The four humours and their respective temperaments. [2002-10-18 15:35:43] staniel
I was trying to remember this at some point while in Oregon. I forgot there were two colors of bile. Which one makes you bilious? What does the other do? An overabundance of phlegm makes for a phlegmatic (cold and wet) person, excess blood makes one sanguine (hot and wet), now let's see. Okay, some proper Brits explain that yellow bile fuels the choleric (hot and dry) person, whereas black bile makes for melancholy (cold and dry). I read the phrenology index of my copy of Paradise Lost rather than the epic itself, but my memory's not so good.

I wonder that phrenology has fallen by the wayside while astrology is still going strong. I doubt a phrenologist could tell much about my personality by cranioscopy, but the familiarity with the skull might help in figuring out how to drain this goo from the left side of my head. Never get on a plane when your nose is runny, even if it's your only way out of God-forsaken SeaTac!
Seizure [2002-10-18 15:46:34] Someone who cares
Stumbled upon this site.. and the flashing picture at the top of all the pages is gonna give me a damn seizure!!!!
YOU [2002-10-18 16:06:28] staniel
CLICK THE PICTURE
EVERYTHING YOU READ IS TRUE AND IMPORTANT
Gruesome Story [2002-10-18 16:52:12] Diedrich
On one of my classmate's first autopsy, the class divided up the corpse into the areas they wanted to specialize in. He was interested in the gastrointestinal area, so he and his partner got the stomach and set to work. As usual, donated corpses did not usually come with an explanation of their death, but it was soon apparent. While his friends were exploring interesting things in their chosen areas, he and his partner spent the first 2 weeks digging out congealed blood with a spoon. Stomach aneurysm.
Grossout competition [2002-10-18 19:54:35] Doc Morbid
And Diedrich wins the medical story grossout competition. Time to bother to comic store dude again.
"We call dibs on the stomach!" [2002-10-18 23:30:16] Jonas
You kooky kids.
Fucking my deceased grandmother [2004-02-28 23:20:00] Mxles
I actually want to see real corpse pron
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