By: JOHN DONNE SMASH!
[2005-10-05]
Civil Discourse
A song and some lyrics
Civil_Discourse.mp3 (1119K)
I may not have the looks to sustain the
interest of a young woman but I have a cock and an unswerving loyalty.
It makes me slightly ridiculous, a man walking the streets with his
cock out, swearing oaths of fealty to anyone who’ll look at him without
laughing before he wants them to.
Oh, we don’t call it love.
As I’ve said, I have a cock, and an unswerving loyalty, both of which I
carry out on the street. It’s worked in the past, netted some real
keepers I promptly threw back due to time constraints.
Oh, we don’t call it love.
I like to think that all parties left the negotiation table satisfied.
And well fucked, or if not "well," then certainly "often."
it be used in the same manner as all the others? HAH! HAH I say!
not attention to the posting above. Nor this one.
I liked the tune. It's a way better speil than "Smoove B" and it will likely get results. I've always found that being hung like a mule is an asset, and physical grace also is a plus. But I like the tune, it was a great touch!
zeP! You've got to get a new sobriquette! You need a name like "Buckminster X. Turdhopper!" I mean, if you had manufactured a nick with more than three letters, you might deserve more than four-letter words for a response!
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
I don't know what makes a good song. I'm not sure whether this would be considered Country, Rock, Grunge, or Electro Boogie. Well.. I'm pretty sure it's not that last one. I certainly couldn't critique a song like I could critique a short story, zombie movie, or role playing supplement. However, I can say this is the greatest song that has ever been conceived of by mortal minds. In fact, this would be the greatest song ever if LIPPS. INC. hadn't made that bargain with an unnamed shadowy being of eternal evil. But I digress, point is: THIS FUCKING ROCKS AND I WANT MORE.
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin, keep me gvoovin' with some en-er-gy.
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Yep. Now there's a tune! There was a group called "Tard Wagon" I have a couple of their songs that are pretty good, if you like that genre. I also like the "Harmonicats"
It's pretty catchy. -Vicarious
being overly polite to a heckler amounts to using a 'four-letter word' response?
Hah! You're as bad at insults as you are at comedy writing!
comedy writing is beneath the King of Prussia, you threeletterer
and so is your mother!
it's beneath him. Did you READ the Ask the King of Prussia bit? Hooo boy.
You mean, funny like a clown? Like, I'm supposed to make you laff!?!? OK, wait 'til you see the letter from "Lintball in Louisville" coming up. Besides, I just work with the material that y'all send in. It's not my fault if you are leading dull, uneventful, unfunny lives and not getting come-ons from Chinese chicks in a Berlin hostel!
A: Blaming others for your myriad faults is vulgar.
B: None of the letters you pulled your material from was actually printed, hence having your cake, etc.
C: If you can't pull the funny from the crap, get a job at NBC, where all the other hacks are kept hidden.
D: Taking something someone said and drizzling it with the absurd is so so SO unbelievably cliche, you might as well buy a MAD Magazine Staff Writer sweater.
a-r-g-u-m-e-n-t
OK, A. might be a fault of mine, but look at BC&D again would you? Also, at this point, I am fairly certain that you are retarded, and so I will discount most of your observations as being the rantings of a high school student.
As for a rant, my first statement was just about the poor quality of your post. You tried to defend yourself, weakly and with the same level of crap humor as your post, and now it's lead to this. Can you really blame me? There's so much crap everywhere, it's hard to fight of the nausea.
Don't get me wrong, I am enjoying this. (And if you keep making your little high-school sophomore jabs, I'll respond with some of my own. Yo.)
I do this it's pretty cute so of the regulars keeps piling on the defence. Of course, none have go so far as to publically tell you your post was good, but we all know why that is, eh? Hah hah.
