Zirealism

And extreme unction. Kind of a bummer if the Rites of Spring include the last rites from getting run-over.

That's a real can of worms. I heard that the Catholic Church in Boston about went broke paying people off. What a waste, they could have helped so many needy. If the priests could just get focused on road-kill, it would be a big step forward for them.

Lest its spirit wander the roadside till the end of days. Deer don't go towards the light on their own, you know. And he'd damn well bury it on consecrated ground because the less said about the walking venison the better.

they don't walk toward the light. they just kinda stand there, staring at it.