New Year's Resolutions

My favorite house shoes are a pair of cool Puma LaCrosse shoes! They are soooo lightweight and fit perfect like silk hose! But, I read and hear much of silk smoking jackets and fezzes and fine smoke. Anyway, there are many Sheesha bars around here now, but the younguns have yet to catch on to the relaxing part of it. So far with them, it's all kinky tobacco in big water pipes that bubble and kinky belly dancers. Maybe some Raqi and dolmas. Nobody is yet sitting on the big pillow on the Kirman rug. Hubble-bubble! I like the Afghan slippers that the toes curl up.

Hrrrmmmm...I haven't made a resolution yet, but I guess that I'll try to get a new passport.

I guess I should clarify that the slippers aren't an attempt to keep my floors cleaner. I just want to increase my own comfort level this year.

The thing about slippers is that the bottoms pick up all the dirt from around your house and then you have to look at the bottom and come face to face with how filthy you really are.

Are you calling me filthy?

That was my only resolution. This list is not "to be continued."

I have a firm and steadfast resolve to make no further resolutions based on the simple point of one 24 hour period passing into another....

What about one 365-day period passing into another? Did you think about that?

There's still Chinese New Years, right!?!? Gung Hai Fat Choi!

I don't make resolutions based on the passing of one 40 megatick period into another.

Every year my mom sits out 5 pieces of paper with my sisters names, my name and hers on top. Then, under that there are about 5 numbered lines. What she really wants for us to do it to write down our New Years Resolutions. I could put money on the fact that my sisters will inevitably put down something absurd like "Lose 30 pounds" or anything else relating to weight. My mom will put down "Find a man". WHY DO WE DO THIS? I planned on leaving mine completely blank starting 3 years ago. I got fed up with this. Then, I came to notice that this upset my mom, so, I figured I had to put something. So, I put:

1. Stay cool
2. Find more hubcaps and spraypaint them (a hobby of mine)
3. Become enlightened
4. Find more ways to stay cool
5. Stop making New Years resolutions

What do I mean to say by all of this?

I mean to say that I liked your resolution.