Zirealism

Sometimes you can see it coming. But it could be even worse than it looks at first glance. There's probably a pond on the other side of the house with giant killer pirahna. And zombie Girl Scouts living next door.

Isn't the phrase "zombie girl scouts" redundant?

Mauna Laua Macadamia Macaroons!

The last bad idea is what emptied Grandma's rocking chair....

background!

You're going to have to draw something a little more enigmatic to compete with the desktop background created by your degenerate computerized simulacrum.

I can't imagine that makes for much of a desktop

The robot had style, man. The robot had vision. It was a true artist.

And it won't be a pretty sight!