Zirealism

It's important to keep your priorities straight. I like that the guys have big fists, it makes them funny in a "Boxing Nun" kind of way.

Rockem' Sockem' Ideologies.

I got a fortune cookie today, it used the word "u" instead.
Stupid.

It's not that the corporations must fatten themselves to appease the shareholders, it's that modern management is run by money hungry imbeciles who specialize in little more than management itself. They rarely have stake in the corporation for longer than a decade, so when given the opportunity to take actions that would result in short-term profits but would harm the corporation in the long-run they invariably take it. Furthermore, such people tend to see employees as resources or commodities rather than, you know, employees.

Of course, the solution to this is a bloody worker, peasant, and engineer uprising. And not figuratively bloody, actually bloody. Business majors are a scourge that must be put to the sword.

that's all well and good, HJ, but would you care to refine the statement about Mao Tse Tung's man-boobs? Just to keep things fair and balanced.

Mao Tse Tung didn't have man-boobs, he had a girl-dong.

I think that everyone agrees that the photo of Mao swimming in the Yang-tze River was "doctored." The truth is that Mao liked have hisself PhotoShopped into various oddities, like the series of the Chairman as a Foo Dog. I'm not sure if that was a girl-dong or an egg roll. You know that Mao! Such a kidder!

That was a girl-dong! That was from the "Mao tse-Dong" series.

Do you people even READ the updates anymore? "Another Zirealism is posted, better talk about something completely unrelated." HB and his constant links... wait, has HB even been back lately? Sad day. Sad.

Nevermind, this zirealism ACTUALLY mentions Mao Tse Tung's man-boobs! Hoshit, maybe -I- should read the updates. Given, if something good was actually posted.

Setting aside the existence or non-existence of man-boobs for the moment, our rightwing friends are clearly misinterpreting what the presence of man-boobs would connote: The presence of man-boobs would simply signify a conscious turning away from the steel-hard pecs of Stalin and his reliance on industrial workers to form the basis of his revolution. While leading his own revolt, Mao relied on the rural peasant class, a class traditionally marginalized in then-current Marxist-Leninism models. Is it any wonder Mao would then choose to embody the organic curves of the agrarian rather than the hard lines of the industrial?