Zirealism

I'd like to have a robot that incorporated a mini-brewery! Also, it would be cool if the robot could juggle olives while making a dry martini, shaken not stirred.
Yeah! Beerbot 3000! Confused robots are funny, and evocative of man's frustration with the shortcomings of technology. Or something like that.

http://dorkbot.org/

that's Bender. And if you think you could train Bender to hand over a beer willingly, you're nuts and bolts.

Bender includes a can of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil and a cigar.

...is that dog beer!?!?

I honestly didn't read that comic but it was the worst thing I've ever seen. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it an E.

ZING!

How DARE he put the word "Snoopy" into this awful comic..shit..thing.

Yes I agree Antwan, this DOES deserve an "E". An "E" for "Shit".

Are you boys trying to be Discordians?

hail eris

...maybe they could go fnord themselves!

Maybe you should stop name dropping geologic terms.

Are you pining away for the fnords?

Say it ain't true, Norwegian Blue.

Why is this still here!?
I demand a re-majigger of the site!
Found a bug.
Zirealisms keep getting posted.

Careful what you ask for, you might get smeered. Or worse - I recall submitting something entirely too long and tedious recently that the powers that be have managed to "lose" for all of your sakes.

I like serials! "Tune-in Next Week!"

Did somebody doe or something?

sorry, that s/b "die", as in, where the fuck is everbody?