Zirealism

What's an evil cartoonist to do next? I demand more Banger Racing.

Broken chains need a-fix'n.

It would be funny if someone hadn't beaten him to it - or didn't you know that the bell was welded a long time ago? They left the surface crack visible, but in the name of truth and preservation of our colonial culture (or is that colonialist?) they prevented further damage and welded that big boy shut.

oh stop crooning like a bilious pigeon

Save the Hunchback!

that's exactly why it IS funny. He's welding something that has ALREADY BEEN WELDED. Ah the futility of it. This is French New Wave cartooning at its finest.

destroy my mythos!

Oh, so it's one of those useless, smoke another cigarette because we're all going to die anyway and nothing makes any difference except le verite du cinema cartoons? Great, just what we need around here. If only I'd known, I would have brought my movable point frog.

As for you, Mrspostypithymeaniesmee, it may be your party but I'll croo croo if I want to.

Oh Posty, a joke that has to be explained probably wasn't a good joke at all. I suggest you learn from the tragic mistake that was this Zirealism and try better next week. With breasts.

That the Liberty Bell is in need of repair. Also, more tits for Antwan. Evidently, he was weaned too soon.

Far too soon.

wear it

He gives you something with a bit of class and all you do is moan and beg for tits.

Maybe the welder should repair the Statue of Liberty. You know, weld some of those Madonna metal cones onto her. Then we could attract a better class of immigrant. Yeah! Blinking hooters! A beacon to the oppressed of the World!

Hatless Jack is right.

Why are tits and class mutually exclusive? They sound so nice together.

Tits and class.
Tits and class.

Now why does that sound familiar?

Tits and class.
Orchestra and balcony,
What they want is what cha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.
Pits, or ass.
I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.
Tits and class,
Yes,
Tits and class
Have changed my life

(w/ apologies to Ed Kleban)

I keep thinking about MeriLee, the girl with three nipples!