Zirealism

Squirrels will laff at 'most anything. Now, the squirrel will probably go fondle his nuts and think about tits for a while.

OH GOD YES.

Best Zirealism Ever!

...do they stand-up when it's cold?

I DEMAND ACCURACY IN MY ORNITHOLOGICAL HUMOR! NOW, GODAMNIT! And while we're at it, I need you to read up on aves topology, because those are clearly, I say clearly good sir, not drawings of tits, titmice, or chickadees of any sort. I'm not mad at you, posthumous, just very, very disapointed.

If you'd used blue-footed boobies, we wouldn't be having this problem, now would we? And it's funnier. Blue-footed boobies. Heh heh heh.

Cute, you've got tits. But where's the ASS? I've never seen two more assless birds than these. No ass, no tail, no booty, no fun. Typical Zirealism, the best you can say about it is that it's a third-assed production.

You've got tits, and now you want ass? Where does it end?

You want fries with that?

You know that the squirrel's tail looks like a crinkly vagina. I believe posthumous has already forseen our rising demands and one-upped us.

whose grandmother have you been paying to have sex with you?

It's no wonder I'm so bitter. I try to say something nice and I'm immediately accused of paying the elderly to sleep with me. Thingsihate indeed. Way to bring me down right after posthumous finally made a good Zirealism.

Maybe Antwan was trying out a new vagina, and just forgot to take the plastic-wrap off first!

I'm sorry. I was wrong anyway. The old ones aren't crinkly, they're saggy and yawning (or so I've heard).

whats so funny about boobies with feet, hat?
pro:u can have tit sex and suck toes at the same time wihtout havin a 3rd party involved

con:u can get athletes tits

i guess it would be amusing to see a pair of tits in sum nikes..then sumone will just exploit it and commercialize it ....sell outs...did u mean funny "weird" or funny "haha"?