Interactivity

Paradise! or lice! I can't decide which one would be better.

What is this, 10th grade English Class? Shut up and run another rant already. Even a Zirealism would be better than this.

...fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

-- Robert Frost

Or lice.

I still can't believe he rhymed "fire" with "fire" and got away with it. Frost is an insipid hack and he can go into the hack-hole with that fop Byron. Give me Robert Burns any day of the week. Or Percy Shelley.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works, ye mighty and despair!"

...for the world to end than I expected.

How about: ebola, zombies, angry monkeys forced from the forest into the village by food shortages

The inevitable zombie apocalypse isn't the end of the world -- it's the beginning of an exciting new societal dynamic!

Giant Radioactive Mice from the Planet Roquefort!

that's a planet I'd like to visit

by accidentally flying into Wendy's mouth (she's a swallower).

I say the world will end with both. That's what I'd like to think, though....too bad it's going to end once somebody "accidently" launches a nuke, then everybody goes warhead crazy. Sad, sad fate we have... Man is destined to destroy itself.

I get the feeling this little experiment isn't working

I think it's neato, Sean. Especially since that sorority article has been constantly updated for a looooooong time.

...those who favor twenty-sided dice!