Zirealism

Some people, you're sort of glad when their dead.

Sorry. Some people, you're sort of glad when they're dead. I saw it just as I hit the button.

A typo! I saw it just as I was "enjoying" this zirealism.

should be Knott

no cross, maybe like, a hand giving the finger or something

I think that Groucho had on his grave, "I told you I was sick!" But I read that some grave-tender stole his ashes and took them to Burbank, because Groucho had said that he wouldn't be caught dead in Burbank. I want to have scary Theremin music emanating from my crypt!

..for shallow people.....sum people just dont appreciate nuttin....must be a veryyyy shallow grave or thats one helluva long arm to reach clean up out there frum 6 ft under the width of a casketand concrete....creamation is a better deal then ya dont have to worry about what to buy the dead and instead of buyin an expensive earn u could mix their ashes with sum of that magnetic crap that u take the magnetic pencil and make hair on the faces....so even if ur cousin is dead ...u can still go play with ur cousin yipppeeee!~

i meant urn not earn lets see what else...i really never make typos i just thought it was typo day on things i hate ...nobody sent me a memo dammit ...i hate that u leave me out like that

From tits to this. For shame.

...wasnt that the original title of "from here to eternity"

The old broad's got tits!