Bandana (How to)

This explains a lot. You like, lo-ride too, 'omes?

I like making the head-bands, and special attention is given to folding so that the design is best displayed. I've got one bandana that says "Sinaloa" and obviously that has to be centered-up.

I learned my bandana stylings from a combination of cowboys and sixty-year-old bikers. The "do-rag", such as it is, is an abomination unto our lord Chernobog. If you can't fit some form of cowboy hat or helmet over it and it doesn't have a simplified paisley design on it... well then, it's just a kerchief and you're a woman. Furthermore, tying the bandana with the knot on the front of the head, as I've seen recently, is blasphemy of the utmost order, plus retarded (but mostly blasphemy). And going back to the do-rag: you're not supposed to wear it outside. The do-rag isn't so much a hat as an advanced hair-style preservation system.

The bandana as cultural shorthand for "utter badass" cannot, nay must not, be allowed to be diluted. Bow before the power of HATS.

Hats make you bald.

I do like my Tilley though, especially since it's not actually a Tilley, so I can pretend it's a bush hat and I'm a bad-ass special forces dude out for a weekend mission to save Long Island Sound from the powerboaters.

in an interview 10 years ago. Draw your own conclusions.

http://www.bikerheadwear.com/

...dirtbags.

I just stick with the classic bucket, worn by golfers, lil' kids at the beach, and crazy old fishermen.

Seriously, how many of you wear a bandana on your head?

Unless you're David Foster Wallace, it's hard to overlook.

Mostly, if I wear a bandana it's like a sweat-band. I got to thinking about Hulk Hogan's bandanas and dorags. I think that our local and state representatives should wear either red or blue bandanas on their heads so that we can tell which gang they belong to!

We have two bandanas in the house. We use them as tablecloths for our nightstands. The last time either of them was applied to a human body was in 1987.

You can make a bikini from four bandanas!

disturbed that you would know that

-buzz

If you're going to steal dirtbag fashion you NEED TO DO IT RIGHT. Furthermore, it needs to be done in a meticulous and methodical fashion. Today I saw someone wearing a do-rag so loose and large the tails covered the entire back of his neck and a good portion of his shoulders. Then he put a baseball cap over it and I swear it looked like he was fighting the Berbers. And now he's dead. Let that be a lesson to all of you.

...is when people tie a bandana around their dog's neck, to serve as a jaunty little scarf.

"And now he's dead."

Yeah, I know people like that. Hannibal Lecter had it right - he calls them the "free-range rude." His solution for dealing with them isn't bad either, he just has a tendancy to overdo it with the sauces.

When she pulled her harpoon
Out of her dirty red bandana and
She was playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues, yeah
Windshield wipers slappin' time

That was just before she tied the dirty red bandana onto her dog for a blindfold, thru a Frisbee, and the dog ran into a tree trying to catch it.

put them over their face nose and mouth

everynight

Me and my girlfriends wanted to dress up for the release of the third Pirates movie this weekend, and none of us had the slightest clue how to tie a do-rag. This site really saved us!

Only problem is for some reason my hats won't fit now. The bandana doesn't even take up much space and no hats can fit. I previously wore the banadana around my face like a bandit put on some sunglasses wore a chicken hat and put on a blazer and that was my fashion.

I didn't start wearing bandanas until I new about the great band of "Nightwish"!! Their Drummer, Jukka Nevalainen, is the coolest guy ever and he wears bandanas. That's why I started!