Zirealism

Very Serpei-esque. Especially the way her foor seems to be mutating - it's like "Druuna uses the bathroom at Starbucks."

I like the chicken idea. A hand seems like it would be more threatening, but a chicken is more inexplicable!

...that that's a splash. Her shoe fell off while trying to flush the toilet with her foot. Ironically, her desire to not touch anything will result in her foot having to touch the nastiest place of them all: the floor. At least, that's the nastiest place of them all in the men's room. I wouldn't put it past women, either.

That's my guess, anyway. I know it's more boring than flushing a chicken with your mutated foot.

Also, I think that she doesn't want to touch the toilet seat, so she went to kick the lid up with her foot and her shoe dropped-in and splashed. She definitely has a sort of "oops!" look on her face.

...that she was about to urinate standing up.

the flush handle has somehow become so vile that touching your hand directly to it would be Instant Leprosy. And maybe they're out of toilet paper to use as "protection." I don't see any in there, do you?

that sean would understand...

that women would find this very funny

I forwarded this cartoon to the woman inventor of the "Stay Dry Toilet Seat" and she thinks it's funny.

I do like the idea of her flushing a chicken down the toilet.

If the woman accidently dropped her chicken in the john.

These work so much better without text.

the artist in me is thrilled. the writer in me is horrified. the artist draws a mustache on the writer. the writer writes an obituary for the artist. as usual, he leaves out the cause of death.