Zirealism

I'm anthropomorphizing!

i don't like captchas.... can i have some tchochkes instead?

How 'bout some lefse with lingonberries?

There is a logical contradiction going on here... aaah, I want my mommy!

You almost had me. If I hadn't already adjusted the do syntax to eliminate infinite loops, I might have been in trouble, trapped by your illogical contradiction.

Or not.

After all, cartoons come with a .7 plausibility coefficient to begin with.

dogs do think, but they don't speak. woof!

if dogs dont speak then why do stupid humans keep tellin dogs to speak? maybe we just dont understand canine~ese and maybe thats becoz there is no movie called dog whisperer....what i really wanna know is why disney made a dog thats like a human that has a dog thats like a dog...u dont see humans that r like humans that keep other humans as ...ummm did they alter that in the history books yet?

oh the dog speak thing...u can click on my name as i am still hyper link impaired

Did Timmy fall down the mine-shaft, again!?!?

..if lassie could talk i think "she" might say sumpin like...yeah timmys in the well he tripped on my shaft ..and thats laddie to u ....lassie my ass these humans must think my nutsack is a coin purse or sumpin ...

I often tell my dog she's a dog. Hey, got any change?

p.s. these latkes are hard to read

...i can pick up a dime with my chim chim....butt thats only becoz it sticks

...when the bots figger out how to use that text thingy...will we have to have the mark of the beast to comment on here? is it really about the bots or is it a test of loyalty.... today thingsihate...tomorrow the world?

assertiveness training: teach me just enuff so i dont have to inherit the earth