By: posthumous [2006-07-30]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

~a game is a game by any other name~ [2006-07-30 00:27:50] perfktMperfktshn
is this jumanji revisited only with twister ? it would suck to play twister if ur color blind or if ur an amputee...i went to school with a guy .he has two brothers ...one had his leg amputated due to a car accident ..the other lost his frum sum kind of disease....opposite legs...i think they sit on the couch together and say ...this is fucked!!! they r not much good for a 3 legged sack race either ... butt they can share the cost of shoes ...whos going to bring up naked twister?
Color! [2006-07-30 02:14:29] König Prüße, GfbAEV
It's like Dorothy before she gets to Oz!
Two! [2006-07-30 02:54:45] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...and you're little dog, Two!
~black and white~ [2006-07-30 03:43:07] perfktMperfktshn
its like oz before dorothy gets to it....she was a veritible smorgasbord of emotional insecurity...thats prolly a plastic sheet frum her bed onaccounta she peed to bed alot....auntie em would get upset and say shit to bed ! and dorothy would say oh noo auntie em i peed! thats why she ran away ...they prolly hung her pissy sheets out the window just like michael landons momma did to him when he was a bed wetter...i think he made a movie like that ...i was a teenage bedwetter wolf...
It's the Twister that takes her to Oz! [2006-07-30 03:57:41] König Prüße, GfbAEV
It's an Oz joke! (I think so anyway, one possible interpretation, we'll have to wait for a verdict on that)
~ i got the joke~ [2006-07-30 04:38:28] perfktMperfktshn
..im sure everyone else here...hey whered everybody go?
Peeing on a Twister [2006-07-30 05:10:14] König Prüße, GfbAEV
I like the peeing on a Twister sheet, too.
~we're off to see the whizzer~ [2006-07-30 06:28:38] perfktMperfktshn
..is that naked peeing on it with specific intent or fully clothed in a drunken stupor pissing down the leg kinda like the peein on a twister sheet kinda thing ?

i went searchin for peein on a twister game...oh the things one has to type...i ran into the most disturbing story ...so disturbing i dont think i will post it ( yet)
~peeing on a twister~ [2006-07-30 06:36:26] perfktMperfktshn
is that like pissin in the wind...a very high wind....is that wind as in wind or wind as in wind ?...hey a cyclone..oh piss on it anyway ...would that make it a port~o~potty?
~high sobriety~ [2006-07-30 06:40:45] perfktMperfktshn
i have been sober too long
Yikes [2006-07-30 12:10:04] Wyatt
the two of you should seek professional help. Seperately. Soon.

Is this the first color Zirealism? How appropriate then that the objet du colour is a sheet of primary dots - the Freudianism here is so obvious - the little "girl" is posthumous, and being chased by the Twister sheet represents his fear of color, which, being rooted in an inability to detect nuance, defines the primary colors as the limit of his ability to percieve. Notice how contained they are within the confines of the cartoon, as if color is dangerous, needing to be boxed up. It is the color's desire for escapism that has allowed it to flow into the Twister sheet, where it is now running amok, acting out the famous chase scene from The Texas ChainSaw Massacre. Who knew that posthumous was a chain saw serial killer?
PB&J+PBR [2006-07-30 14:01:49] König Prüße, GfbAEV
I was sort of hoping for couples counceling...
~connect the dot (dorothy)~ [2006-07-31 05:20:21] perfktMperfktshn
if thats a chase scene frum chainsaw massacre...the sheet better watch out coz she might have a gun in her kooter.....our mayberry town arrested a woman and she had a gun in hers ...they didnt know it til after they locked her up....a cop killer in the jail just escaped the other day too...i think this town is just tryin to get its 5 minutes of fame a bunch of times ...no its coz its a mayberry town......wow wyatt u sound like ud make a good shrink..for people willing to cough up money to find out shit about themselves that they can find out on their own.....id rather talk to one of my 37 personalities for free and spend the money on pb&j sammiches...at any rate whatevers wrong with me im sure its hard to spell and nuttin me and cap'n morgan cant figger out....
~jesus saves~ [2006-07-31 05:29:36] perfktMperfktshn
...with coupons....i couldve saved sum keystrokes too by not fillin out that email update thing..i was here 5 times b4 i got an update email...r u payin for that? i guess i will stay on the list since u r so proud of it ..now u should work on the prize thing!
~in gods image???~ [2006-07-31 06:01:55] perfktMperfktshn
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/datingondemand.html

this is a guy that needs help..its like lawnmower man or flowers for algernon

....pbr&pbj does rekwire counseling...i dont think bbq&pbr does though ..
The flocking of colours [2006-07-31 08:07:47] Dedas
Mom, I don't like Posthumous, he scares me...
~dont hate tha playa~ [2006-07-31 09:51:07] perfktMperfktshn
hate tha game.....
Playa del Mar [2006-07-31 13:05:53] König Prüße, GfbAEV
I love the Playa del Mar!
I need a chainsaw [2006-07-31 23:56:27] posthumous
what with all the nutjobs carrying pliers and such
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