Zirealism

The model's shoes are funny, too!

Watch in amazement as posthumous takes on unrealistic media standards in body image! Marvel as thingsihate becomes the razors edge in the culture wars! I hear the call to arms, posthumous, and I will begin firebombing trendy purveyors of women's clothing forthwith!*

*(will not actually be firebombing anything**)
**(probably wouldn't have needed the warning five years ago***)
***(just so were clear, will not be participating in any form or manifestation of bombing****)
****(although this is exactly what a potential bomber would say)

Well, if anything does happen, I get the shoes, OK?

..yet another thing man has fucked up by thinking with the other head....these models get free all u can eat buffett...the proprieters would have a hissy about feeding the bulemic models had the cost of feeding the anorexic ones not canceled that out....when the suicide bomber got to heaven they had made a mistake.there b4 him stood one 72yr old virgin

..sean i get to the thingsihate update b4 the update gets to me...plus there is no link to bring me here...r u paying this feedburner? if so i will gladly do their job for u at a fraction of the cost...never mind i looked it up its free...i guess i get what u dont pay for...

I get updates even before they happen! I play air-guitar and hear the music! I do the limbo when I encounter a pay-toilet! Either that, or just dump a load in front of the door!

What do you mean there's no link to bring you here? Each email has, in big letters at the top, the title of the update, which is a link right to the article.

I have noticed, though, that the name of the author is not being included in the emails, which I will have to investigate.

Those women are too thin, I tell you what. Unhealthy looking is what it is. I can't figure out if that's a fashion show or a strip club.

Damn it, even I had to try three times before I got the captcha right. Maybe I should try and find an easier one to implement.

I couldn't find my ass if I was sitting on my hands with a road map!