Zirealism

zeus has a hair lip

I got hit by lightning once! Do not talk on the telephone in front of a picture window during a thunder-storm!

There's way more blasphemy in the world than lightning bolts. And anyway, swatting blasphemy with lightning is like fighting an insurgency on the ground from a heavy bomber at 30,000 feet. I've always thought god was wasting his time with that whole fire & brimstone shit anyway - 'cause telling people to be good is the best incentive for them to be bad. Anyone with a teenager knows that, you'd think god would have figured it out by now.

I like having lots of gods and spirits all over the place.
I like satyrs and dryads. And the God of Parking Meters. THAT'S WHAT"S WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY! People are ignoring all of the lesser dieties, and boy! are they pissed!

i have an incubus...whatever it is..has visited me 3 times in the last 5 yrs...which is not nearly enuff if i had my druthers......i found a link to a church site that said it will stop cummin around if i said a prayer and stopped masturb...er doin so much laundry.....