By: Andrew [2006-09-20]

Things I learned this summer

all the bourbon in the world can't wash the blood off these hands, but a sixer a zima works like ivory soap.

God will kill your cats....and the vet will just keep asking you if you've got lilies in the house cause he's sure your cat some how ate lilies and thats killing him even though if the cat ate lilies he's still gonna die so what's the point of bugging me.

you can train a rat to kill, but not to hunt.

you can eat about four packages of fun dip before your tongue is like sandpaper.

the sandwiches at new season always have hair in them

the wait staff at the local cafe are always so high they generally don't notice you trying to order

Dasheil Hammet is a better writer, plus more of a man, than Hemingway

Road warrior is way better than Thunderdome

Half of all people think a whiskey sour is a tough drink and the other half think it's a lady drink

I will never develop a taste for gin

Woody Allen is getting kinda pathetic

there are huge rats by the water front

The show The Sate isn't half as good as you might remember it being

Swimming naked in the ocean in a storm in the middle of the night is worth doing

When your cat dies and you decided to keep the ashes they give them back to you in once of those decoupage boxes you get at the craft store, the kind people stack on end tables, and the lid is glued shut.

its really hard to find anyone to watch the Rambo trilogy with you.

one more thing you learned [2006-09-20 01:44:04] posthumous

fix your own typos cuz the editors at thingsihate don't care if you look like an idiot!

All Good Stuff! [2006-09-20 05:43:36] König Prüße, GfbAEV

I'm still trying to figure out what I learned this summer. I did read most all of Elmore Leonard's books, all the ones that I could find.

Oops [2006-09-20 09:53:49] Sean

Normally we run it through a spell checker. It was late though. I think I fixed 'em.

Damit [2006-09-20 20:39:18] Andrew

I was just emailing you why'd you post this

The State [2006-09-20 21:32:07] Sean

I don't remember it being funny, I just remember some guy saying "I'm Doug I'm outta here" and people talking about dipping their balls in stuff.

Things I learned... [2006-09-21 05:53:50] The_Cheat

Zirealism still sucks. Except the art has become a tad bit better. The detail that Posty has applied to FUCK YOU is exceptionally well done. I'm sure he approaches his art with great confidence every sunday or whenever his lazy ass gets to sit down for 2 minutes and think of something witty. Like a monkey and a banana and some lame ass comment next to the monkey. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! :sob: I don't much like summer. It reminds me of the bus crash...

Seagram's [2006-09-21 19:03:21] casey

Gin is my liquor of choice!

Gin Blossoms [2006-09-22 01:47:51] König Prüße, GfbAEV

I want to get some junniper berries, they sell them in the spice section at the sooper mkt--the Gin Blossoms are playing at a local club soon! Also, it's hard to find really huge olives.

The State [2006-09-22 17:58:35] Jim

could have executed their good ideas better than they did, but they had moments (Porcupine Racetrack -- I think that was a good one). It sure beats anything any of the people in it are doing now, though.

doggie in a doggie bag [2006-09-23 19:51:13] laura

they gave our dog back to us in a styrofoam take out box shaped like a mini coffin.

Tomorrow [2006-09-23 21:57:16] The_Cheat

Hey, it's almost sunday. What can we expect? SHIT. That's what.

Frozen [2006-09-24 02:24:31] König Prüße, GfbAEV

We got a dead dog back from the vet frozen one time. It was stiff, and was difficult to bury. It had diabetes, but it lived 14 years anyway, pretty good for a dog.

Yeah even the box sucks [2006-09-24 06:46:32] Andrew

The box they gave us has hearts and musical notes on it.......my cat wasn't musical really. I mean he even meowed off key sounded like a dam goat

ashes [2006-09-25 16:24:20] Andrew

You don't get the ashes back of dogs or people here (Denmark) since it's against environmental regulations to spread them.

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