Zirealism

Hey! I'm hungry! Mind if I use my fingers!?!? (interrobangs!)

I, for one, take comfort in the fact that Barsinba got what's coming to him.

I, for one, am disturbed that the "human" appears to have the legs of a chicken.

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puny frail human arms, contrasted against the terror and force that is a tiger's paw.

Or a subtle commentary on the hidden cowardice of man vs. nature.

Or just poorly draw chicken[1]-scratch.

[1] See what I did there? Oh yeah.

It ain't the tiger's paw you got to look out for so much as the tiger's maw.

They can't be arms. Chickens don't have arms.

Goddam it, Posthumous.

no animals were harmed in the making of this comic

missed an oppurtunity for a poem there.

While everyone watches
the tiger's paw,
The man goes down
the tiger's maw.

Emails to the editors are bouncing back.

sorry about that. I'm receiving emails. Trying to figure out who the culprit editor is who's not getting mail. And sorry about the lack of updates lately. Been especially busy trying to organize my move while working... updates soon I swears to ya.

Goddamn it, Sean.

Dammit, Janet Lyrics
Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.
I really loved the skilful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you...

The road was long but i ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's

Brad I'm mad for you too...

Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!
I'm mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it
When we met in his science exam-it
Made me give you the eye and then panic
There's one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!

with bad email