Zirealism

I just love asexual reproduction!

Fart jokes=funny

If you can fart spores, it's funny!

farts r just plain funny...they could be profitable too...one time i was gonna bottle them for all those people who say they dont fart so they can enjoy them too ...thats why farts stink...so deaf people can enjoy them too...

Live! From the Sydney Opera House!
The Outback Didgeridoo Fart Chorale!

...is talking 'shrooms!

....if u eat enuff shrooms anything can talk...maybe i should open up a dinner theatre and serve magic mushrooms ...and the cast could be a jar of mustard ,a salami ,salt and pepper shakers, aged cheese ,etc. i can see it now...the spot lite appears, a hush cums over the crowd (theres on 7 people in the house butt its a really small restaurant..hey im just startin out in a new business) the curtain rises and ...a thief with the munchies stole the show!

Hot damn I chuckled a bit.
Well done.

see i knew farts were just plain funny

Except the ones that can peel paint!

depends on whos on the receiving end ...well then technically ur still right coz if ur the dealer then its not funny ..its fuckin hilarious .....maybe i could start a painting business...feed the employess cabbage and eggs ...and set em loose....

http://www.bofunk.com/video/2986/fruitcake_lady.html

Not just for breakfast anymore!

lincoln, lincoln, you been stinkin'
what the hell have you been drinkin'?
looks like water, tastes like wine
oh my gawd it's turpentine