Zirealism

...as close as the director is with that megaphone, if he had halatosis she prolly wouldnt need any methods..methadone yes, methods no...or they could have sumone apply slow steady pressure to an ingrown toenail...

thingsihate.....i hate bein first to comment ..i prefer to comment on sumone elses comments... thats my method

Do you even speak english...whatever the hell your name is.
I shed a single tear because you commented.
Single tear.

maybe i should make a comment to the actress if it worked for u ....ummm yes i do believe thats english ..which words were u having trouble enunciating, cheat? oh what the hell am i trying to explain it to u for u wouldnt comprehend it either..think outside the box( crybaby)

fuck εσείς και οι πόÏ?νες που οδηγήσατε μέσα

..u better invest in a boat and a couple boxes of kleenex coz i tend to comment alot...

If I was a moovie director, I'd ride the boom with my thingie stuck in the camera! I think that the method for shedding a single tear is to pluck-out one nose-hair. Two hairs, two tears; and so on.

...see whatever the hell his name is knew what i was talkin about ..thats coz hes way more smarterer than u

by jove i think kings right about the nose hair method!

...thats kinda like dyslexic porn isnt it.....

Yeah, that's called nrop!

Could "u" shut the hell up?

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.
But I get a kick out of u!
Yes!
Fred&Ginger are together again!

...i bet ur one of the ones that dig up dirt on people and use the dirt to cover their own tracks....why do "I" have to shut the hell up if "U" dont have to ..selective reading...dont read my comments ...maybe its not what i project butt rather what "u" percieve.....And if thy right eye offend thee,pluck it out...

...if a hair of thy left nostril offendeth thee, pluck it out!
Lead us not unto vermiculite, but deliver us from weevils! SaraLee, I say unto you!

..amen to that...hey i cant figger out that last word ...ya ya yyaa ooooo .. oh it says U..doh!

Retard cage match.

u eat steak with ur hands when no ones looking? wow .. i think i heard that on one of those cabride confessionals...dont rule urself out in that match...nice website

I ran into an old Italian guy the other day, he looked like an old Al Pacino. So anyway, we started swapping Catholic jokes, and he told me one I hadn't heard before, here goes. This guy is walking down the street, and he really has to go to the bathroom. So, he asks a guy in the street, "Hey! I really have to go to the bathroom!?!!?" The guy tells him to go in the Catholic Church down the block. So the guy goes in there, but he ain't Catholic, so he don't know, and he goes into the confessional. He's doing his business, and the window opens and the priest is there. The guy is like all surprised and says, "Whoa! You scared me, I didn't know there was anybody over there; but I'm glad you're there 'cuz I ain't got no paper on this side!"

....an old al pacino? even al pacino looks like an old al pacino..and hes still hot!

...one time i walked into a catholic church and saw a big urn like a huge coffee urn...an lo and behold there was a red sticker frum one of those hand labelers that said holy water...i wonder if they use it for gatherings and fill it with chili and label that too..hhhmmm if they got mixed up and had the wrong label on it then sumbodys baptised baby might be a lil spicey...a recipe for baby gravy...one baby ..violently shaken...oh i cant give that out its a secret recipe...(i know i repeat myself alot i prolly already told this one butt im sure its forgotten anyway ..everything old is new again)...

When I pluck the last hair out of my nose I will cry no more...

There's a star up in the sky for every nose hair that's been plucked
So, baby, I'm a-pluckin' this here nose hair fer yew

..i dont know what is....ewe know what i mean

..also everytime sumone masturbates god kills a kitten...no more time cunsuming trips to the river with burlap bags....the times they r a changin'.....

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