By: posthumous [2006-11-12]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

Business was slow... [2006-11-12 06:29:56] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...so, they did it for the insurance.
~pest control~ [2006-11-12 08:27:46] perfktMperfktshn
i think they had enuff of the bugs....HAH! thatll show them!



once i had a house...butt i couldnt pay the tax...so i washed it down in gasoline and dried it with a match
A Man's Home is His Castle [2006-11-12 19:26:54] König Prüße, GfbAEV
But to a bug, it's a smorgasbord!
~butt 2 the spoilsbury toast boy.... [2006-11-13 00:59:39] perfktMperfktshn
...r a veritible smorgasbord of emotional insecurity
long as u
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus1.htm

http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm
~bugs ~ [2006-11-13 07:43:24] perfktMperfktshn
i forgot to say bugs r a smorgasbord....
~radio edit~ [2006-11-13 07:45:50] perfktMperfktshn
..long as u...that should be deleted ..wheres a cheat when ya need one...
Where's... [2006-11-13 11:01:13] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...where's a pinky cheater when you need one!?!?
~ouch~ [2006-11-13 12:18:49] perfktMperfktshn
...im tryin to figger out what the hell one needs a pinky cheater for ..i keep tryin to entice people to visit this site and leave a comment ...cant seem to trick them into it ...maybe i should promote it with a coupon for 72 virgins ...thingsihate...where ya can blow off at the mouth instead of blowin ur self up...



Well... [2006-11-13 15:19:30] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...you could go to High Tea, and drink your tea with your pinky extended with a pinky cheater on it, and wink knowingly. That should get you some action!
http://www.thebletheringplace.com/
~cheers n jeers~ [2006-11-13 19:44:03] perfktMperfktshn
or just drink rum n coke with the middle finger extended proclaiming everybody number 1 ..tea party! that kinda shit scares me ..cum and drink penny royal tea...all hoity toity yet i bet they go home to a bukake party...i guess if ur bored it is fun to have secrets...
Hello barbara [2006-11-13 22:41:42] perfktMperfktshn
I love penis.
I agree [2006-11-13 22:42:20] König Prüße, GfbAEV
more penis more penis!
Stop talking [2006-11-13 22:43:26] Sean
You two morons are the only ones to comment anymore. Can't you two go outside? Get a job? Give handjobs on the corner for 3 bucks?
But [2006-11-13 22:44:55] König Prüße, GfbAEV
were not the ones talking tho, if u look at the post time stamp the comments are almost back to back

LOL, INTERNET

ytmnd owns ur ass!
~i see~ [2006-11-13 23:06:19] perfktMperfktshn
..u managed to pull urself away frum ur mamas teat long enuff to make an appearance sean ....for one thing my name aint barbara and why the hell would i say hello to myself if it was...and this is the thanx i get for tryin to promote ur website...why the fuck do u have a website if u dont want anyone to comment ..how ironic...look sean commented that makes 3 morons that comment now...i cant give hand jobs on the corner anymore... i have carpal tunnel frum my addiction to thingsihate...maybe u could draw in the more elite if ya gave away real prizes....
~theory~ [2006-11-13 23:10:12] perfktMperfktshn
...ur post time stamp theory doesnt work as ur comment is almost back to back with his...and how did he know i love penis...
Me, too! [2006-11-13 23:18:27] König Prüße, GfbAEV
I certainly love my penis! It's the best damned penis in the whole, wide world. In fact, in this galactic quadrant.
MST3K [2006-11-13 23:24:05] König Prüße, GfbAEV
It's sort of like to two characters with the running commentary on Mystery Science Theater 3000
~public relations~ [2006-11-14 03:47:56] perfktMperfktshn
....ur pr (penis reprisal) skills r lacking sean....
Wow [2006-11-14 13:50:49] Sean
I didn't say that.. imposter!
dastard! [2006-11-14 14:10:04] posthumous
Ha! I didn't think that sounded like you... I think you would have stopped short at handjobs, or charged at least 5 euros.
~baker street~ [2006-11-14 14:41:11] perfktMperfktshn
..wow a thingsihate whodunit!...wheres a sherlock when ya need one....so it could be that post time stamp theory IS correct.(motive boredom)..or it could be the cheat(motive jealousy) coz he doesnt seem to be able to cum up with any good retorts..or it could be nobody gives a rats ass about it..i know i dont....gee i reckon ill have to take back the stuff i said about sean...not the part about the real prizes though...
Well.. [2006-11-14 17:15:34] Sean
I'm sorry for the lack of attention I've been able to show the website lately. Hopefully around the beginning of December, when I'm all settled into the new place, that can change. And I'm amazed that the king of prussia and perfktmperfktshn have managed to entertain themselves so long. (Is romance in the air???)
Ach, du lieber! [2006-11-14 20:48:43] König Prüße, GfbAEV
Und, verlagern Sie zu Berlin oder zu einem neuen Platz Düsseldorf?
~thats entertainment~ [2006-11-14 22:11:34] perfktMperfktshn
...i can only speak for myself and obviously im easily amused...the only thing i smell in the air is the paper mill.....well sumtimes i just blame it on the paper mill...
Pheromones! [2006-11-15 04:53:15] König Prüße, GfbAEV
It be my natural funk all up in around through there.
~yeah~ [2006-11-15 05:18:28] perfktMperfktshn
...careful where ur spreadin that stuff it must be makin sean feel a lil funny down there....
~whats in a name~ [2006-11-15 15:06:23] perfktMperfktshn
...then it will be known as thingsihate.org.asm...
Ich ziehe nach Berlin um [2006-11-15 19:04:42] Sean
Hoffentlich nächste oder übernächste Woche.
Jaj! [2006-11-15 19:42:40] König Prüße, GfbAEV
Sie mögen es, aber Sie sind für Duesseldorf traurig!
~suppertime~ [2006-11-16 16:32:47] perfktMperfktshn
still feeding my addiction...http://dementedpanda.com/flash/spideranecdote.html
Good! [2006-11-17 00:17:02] König Prüße, GfbAEV
A great spider antidote!
~spider antidote~ [2006-11-17 10:41:16] perfktMperfktshn
http://www.brown-recluse.com/index.html?googlevenom

....in a factory my sister works at in the next lil town there were 2 cases of recluse spider bites...butt then thats nothing cumpared to the camel spiders in the middle east...butt then thats nothing cumpared to the death and destruction..ut oh wheres my handy dandy rose colored glasses and my bottle of fukitol...
Camel-Toe Spiders! [2006-11-17 16:12:49] König Prüße, GfbAEV
They're skeery!
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