Zirealism

I can't tell if it's a reluctant coat, or if the tree and the coat have a thing going; but funny either way.

were i a coat tree, i'd want to protect the coat from that grouchy dude too.

...why didnt he just walk up to the tree and lift the coat off the hook..he prolly unplugs appliances by yankin the cord outta the outlet...oh well he looks like he thrives on anger ..keeps his blood flowin i guess..

...if you were a coat, would you want to go out in the cold!?!? Maybe the coat tree is just trying to help. The next frame could be the guy hung-up on the coat tree.

He could of put a hat on top of that rack

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As I can attest from frequent experience, there's no arguing with inanimate objects. Senseless they may be, but they have an unswerving ability to do exactly what physics suggests they will do, no matter how profusely you swear at them. Just ask the 2X4, he knows exactly what I'm talking about.

...well i guess since plumbing and other stuff has male and female parts , why cant a 2x4...i suppose u knew it was a he onaccounta he had wood and was stiff as a board....hmmmm here's sum other stuff thats trippy liken to a piece of lumber with knowledge..


http://realityspoken.com/fun

the george puppet is fun wwwwwwhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I had two more dialogless zirealisms but I'm not going to publish them because they suck. It's funny, I thought they were artistic masterpieces when I drew them. And I wasn't even drinking. It must be the fluorescent light above the cubicle...

now I will have to draw more... but fear not, they just keep coming...

Use an Osmiroid; they come out a lot funnier!

..a picture paints a thousand words...use ur own blood ..or sumone elses...it will add pizazz...