Zirealism

I looked for Mexican turkey mole recipes, and there are lots. It's one think to do with left-over turkey. I really like cold turkey breast sandwiches, but after a while you get tired of turkey and if you make it into Mexican turkey mole, you can't even tell it's turkey!

Isn't that the cryptid that attacks and sucks the blood from small children and domestic animals in Latin American countries? El Vampiro de Moca. Homem do mosquito. The Dover Demon.

....maybe, or else the dreaded masked Mexican luchadore, Chupacervezas--

So, with the after-Thanksgiving begins Christmas at the local MegaMall, and they are having the Nutcracker Suite Ballet and a contest, too. My idea is to have part of the ballet performed by plumbers, and call it The Buttcracker Suite.

....i dont think theres anything suite about a plumbers asscrack...and the problem with havin plumbers do it is u would have to pay them by the hour and theyd take there suite ol time performing it..i saw a guy on jay leno in the audience that could crush aluminum cans with his behind...buns o' steel...i bet when he pinches a loaf he really pinches a loaf...once i cumplained about havin diha..dier ..diarh....the shits...til i met a man with no ass...

To go talk to the chicken!
Ba-da-boom!

Man with Three Butthocks!

...monty python is timeless.(well the humor part)..my favorite episode has always been the one about dinsdale...........sure i know dinsdale..'e nailed me 'ead to the floor...

..what they say about mastu...err doin laundry...i could swear i saw sumone mention an apparently very controversial book on here....ummm is this site affiliated with big brother?

I like the Norwegian Sleeping Parrot bit. And the one,
"The wife, she goes, eh?"

..i better use a different identity or its just going to be us rambling on again and people will start to talk....wow wheres a hygeinist when ya need one...that really brought em outta the woodwork...

At least it wasn't a proctologist!

...had it been a proctologist, the coment may have read a lil more like this....for gods sake learn to wipe ur ass brynn...and why cant u people save ur appetites for roasted pork enchiladas and coronas for stinko de mayo...and could u please stop whimpering and wriggling and "backin that ass up "...this is a medical procedure not a backdoor pleasure cruise....well maybe sumpin like that ...ive never had the good fortune of a medical anal probe so i dont know what all goes on even though i watched katie couric have it done on the today show....i think i have had one performed on me by aliens...butt alas i dont remember as i was in juarez drinkin xxx beer, presidente and cuervo....

...when ya leave people on the internet alone to amuse themsleves to long ...
http://tinyurl.com/sb7tt

I'd pay to see that!

...i couldnt find the video of katies colonoscopy....butt i did find sumpin else ....t is for tits on today ...scroll down to the part about susan.....

http://www.nytix.com/TVShows/NewYork/TodayShow/

...maybe thats why they call it a boob tube......

http://tinyurl.com/ybgt3s

http://tinyurl.com/y86le6