By: posthumous [2006-12-10]

Zirealism

yer Sunday comix

A Piss Trickle Runs Through It [2006-12-10 09:44:41] König Prüße, GfbAEV
A film about two brothers, one of whom likes to fish in Ogalala, Nebraska.
~the rapist~ [2006-12-10 11:39:14] perfktMperfktshn
...judging frum the last zirealism and this one ..id say u r battling with sum self esteem issues ...perhaps involving a female figure in ur life...maybe u tried to do ur best in everything ..butt whatever u did it just wasnt good enuff ..on a scale of 1-10 she always said uran8.....pluto said hey i may not be a planet butt at least im not uranus! here have a dose of fukitol.....

No, I think it;s just that... [2006-12-10 19:03:38] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...all willow trees are whiny bitches!
~or~ [2006-12-11 01:04:55] perfktMperfktshn
...all willow trees r viny switches... if willow trees r viny switches and willow trees r whiny bitches does that mean willow trees could be viny whiny switchy vitchy witchy...HOO HAH! what was in that smoke! ..i wonder if the dogwoods bite is worse than his bark...


http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/flowers/pcd40.html
All of this tree talk... [2006-12-11 02:36:25] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...is giving me wood!
dammit [2006-12-11 14:34:08] posthumous
I's bin psychoanalyzed!! is that when you're analyzed by a psycho?

notice how cleverly I undermine the reputation of the person who's analyzing me so I do not have to actually refute her arguments... whew...
the psychopath less taken [2006-12-11 16:16:55] pithymood
i recommend refutation.
I question perfkt's psychopathic credentials. [2006-12-11 16:59:01] Hatless Jack
She seems perfectly rational to me, although her interpretation is wrong. Now, it's clear that these latest Zirrealisms are secret communications ordering me to assassinate William McKinley, and I assure you that I am working on the time machine required for the task. On the up side, I was reading up on McKinley, and it looks like our mission was and will be a success.
~ house of ill refute~ [2006-12-11 18:12:12] perfktMperfktshn
...veni vidi castravati illegitimos!....a man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap... the psychiatrist says, well...i can clearly see your nuts....
~kudos to those who see thru sickness~ [2006-12-11 18:52:02] perfktMperfktshn
...yes...yes...my rationale does shine through and i and my 43 other alter egos say hats on to u jack for recognizing it...
OK, ok... [2006-12-12 00:04:30] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...so, the willow tree and the river are codependent, then.
~vicious cycle~ [2006-12-12 07:48:39] perfktMperfktshn
..i think everything is codependent on everything..i find that a very cruel joke...

do not walk behind me i may not follow
do not walk ahead of me i may not lead
butt walk beside me so's this "im with stupid --->" t-shirt makes sense
Grandma Went to Vegas! [2006-12-12 17:48:43] König Prüße, GfbAEV
And got schtupt by the tennis pro at the Flamingo! All I got was a roll of nickels!
~freddy got fingered~ [2006-12-13 01:26:38] perfktMperfktshn
...and all i got was this lousy t~shirt...
I Went to Salt Lake! [2006-12-13 05:19:37] König Prüße, GfbAEV
And all I got was Mormon Underwear!
~hey~ [2006-12-16 10:13:24] perfktMperfktshn
...is it soup yet?...
~i went to an orgy~ [2006-12-16 13:54:49] perfktMperfktshn
......and all i got was ...http://store.westindianstore.com/gracecocksoup.html
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