By: posthumous
[2006-12-17]
Zirealism
yer Sunday comix
wow...talkin furniture...must be pee wees playhouse ...butt pee wees not there onaccounta he was down at the matinee givin a whole new meaning to pee wees playhouse....http://tinyurl.com/y6vkxa
...i think those etagere lamps r a fire hazard...especially if u r drunk in that chair and pass out with a lit cigarette..that lamp seems to have a frayed cord....makes for a rather provocative and shocking zirealism...
...sofa king what...here we have the long erect etagere (the phallic symbol)...the frayed cord must symbolize performance anxiety...the chair is just treated like a piece of furniture...and perhaps the toilet is a reference to being a dumping ground and getting pissed on...yet the chair and the toilet like it...u know what im says~in ....r u submissive by any chance...
...u really should go see ur the~rapist for a good ol heapin helpin of mind~fuck..
(or not)
Lewis Carroll got household things to talk, too! I'm trying to make my guitar talk...
http://tinyurl.com/y9l5wx
i been tryin to make a guitar talk for yrs butt i can still only get it to mumble...maybe u should try the good cop/ bad cop thing on it...thats what im gonna do ...
...da couch: http://tinyurl.com/ykgqod
...da chair: http://tinyurl.com/y73d7p
...da bears: http://tinyurl.com/y2eft7
...and twag dat thang! Also, pull yo' thong up yo' butt-crack, and prance 'round on yo' tippy-toes!
...i tried good cop/bad cop on my guitar..twas unsuccessful..all my guitar did was gently weep...yeah yeah slap da bass all ya want just dont smack da poosey.....also, thongs r ergonimically desinged undies in that sitcheeation leaving ones hands free to slap da bass...
The plug in the wall socket is pretty sexy, too!
A brother finds a magic lamp and rubs it to bring forth the genie. The genie grants him three wishes. Homeboy thinks for a moment and says, "Yo, I wanna be real cool, always hard, and gettin' ass like every day."
So the genie turns him into a toilet seat.
http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/195.html
...man, magic people can be sum sarcastic bastards...
http://tinyurl.com/rubkw
I'm still trying to figure out what I'd do with a million ducks!?!?
...according to mitch hedburg...and also according to him u and everyone u know (and people u dont know) could eat free for a longtime (well as long as the ducks lifespan)...take it away mitch....
I was in downtown Boise, Idaho, and I saw a duck. And I knew the duck was lost, 'cause ducks ain't supposed to be downtown; there's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, "Lemme have a bun". But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have somethin' on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said "Alright, well then put some lettuce on it." She did and she said, "That'll be $1.75" and I said," It's for a duck" and she said, "Well, then it's free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at the Subway. Had I known that I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. "Lemme have the steak fajita sub. Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. There are six ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips!"
...a Merry Clackamas!
...i cant think of any places to pun a christmas greeting frum butt i did find this rather strange x~mas game..
http://www.worldofchristmas.net/christmas-trivia.html
..a hopi new year!...
Is dead! But the Wailers are going to play here on Jan3, so stay tuned for a scathing, seething, seminal review of that action. Also, Jah Works is playing. So many dreadlocks and spliffs!
make your review an article, not a comment!
..and other genres of course...
http://tinyurl.com/yfqayf
www.techwebsound.com/
www.woub.org
The genuine article. There will be Cajun food and Irish stout. The Cajun food will contain shrimp and moules, and the stout will contain groats of the finest topmost parts of the groat tree. Also, there will be a throbbing bass beat, counterpointed with twangy rhythm guitar. The lights will be particolored and of variable intensity.
...u just hadda taunt him didnt u posthumous..,just like that battery cummercial that robert denir..no, robert duvall..no, robert mitchu..no ,oral rober..no ,oral se..no,robert wag,...ROBERT CONRAD! yeah just like that battery cummercial that robert conrad did...i dare ya to knock this battery off my shoulder...i dare ya...
There will be self-inflating blow-up dolls with super-fine double-D type batteries. Some assembly required.
Yeah, but remember... NOBODY EVER DID
...yeah well sumbody friggin shoulda punched him...well maybe not... onaccounta i saw this really crappy movie he was in about these woman havin a school reunion on an island and he winds up bein the killer ...jeeeezzzeeee that role right there was a slap in the face.....anyhoo...i wish i had a room with one wall full of tvs and the other wall behind me full of coffee cups so everytime sumpin annoying came on like that battery cummercial i could just smash it into the tv....kinda like i how i used to initiate my kids friends the first time theyd cum to the house...id throw a cup or saucer near them..that way they'd kno..umm think im crazy and mind their p's and q's.....ok SIMILAR to that battery cummercial...only sumbody mightve knocked it off his shoulder when the camers werent rolling...
...ill have to look into that and see if anyone did knock that battery off his shoulder...ill put it on my top 10 list of things to do
1.make santa sum anti~buse laced cookies and leave him a puke bucket in case the bastard decides to show up
2.send thank u notes to all the residents of new mexico for simultaneously playing bing crosbys "white christmas" incessantly enuff to coz god to make it snow there instead of here (all right already! heres ur fuckin snow now stop playin that me~damn song!)
3.remind myself daily to never eat peanuts again after discovering i have a mild peanut allergy....it feels basically the same cumming out either end
4.research that battery cummercial
5.stop procrastinating..finish what i start
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...if u get a hankerin for italian reggae u should take in a lil pasta~farian group known as roberto marconi and the silencers...at their music fests they serve shrimp primavera and vino...their biggest hit was " sleepin with da fishes" ...they dont have blow up dolls butt they do have cars that blow up!...guido says u will love it or else...
I spoke wit Dominic and Salvatore, and they said,
"Fugidaboutit!"
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