Zirealism

My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
Hey! Mastodons were pretty big.
I think I'd go withe the hunting method
of scaring them with a mouse
and chasing them over a cliff.

...forget the tusks...that elephant only has 3 feet .sumwhere sumbody stole my idea of the lucky elephants foot....my son and his uncle were talkin about this elephant that stepped on a land mine and they were gonna make a prosthetic foot for it...they said they should just kill it ..i think they should just take a chain saw to the other 3 feet and even it out...and voila! 3 lucky elepant foot keychains..in the black instead of in the red...

Perfect for your foyer!

Where are the articles? AR-TI-CLES?

Four Zirealisms in a ROW! 7 outta the last 10!

And don't tell me to submit, my last was brutally rejected and stepped upon.

wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member, anyhow.

König Prüße! Have you been working on those Ask the King Of Prussia articles? Where are the antlions, antlion guy? Annnna, how's the training the cat to pee in a toilet going? Sean, eaten anything revolting and foreign lately?

We're still trying to get Annna to pee in the toilet! OK, as I sort of predicticted, I went to see "The Wailers!" without Bob Marley (because he's dead!) and just did get back to the bunk house with fresh new observations of the Rastafarian Ganja Cult of Raggy Raggae Boonanoonoos Banana Bud Band. So, I'll let it percolate overnite and write it up first thing come sunrise. As for asking the King of Prussia, nobody's asked me anything in a while. There's a cute young lady next door, and I keep asking her to shave her Irish Setter, but she is both vehement and intractable in her no's!

Hopefully things will get moving again next week. I'm pretty much finished moving now, and there's a couple of submissions sitting in the Inbox.