By: zeP [2007-02-07]

Coffee, coffee, coffee s'more.

Walking into coffeeshops while there's dancing on floors, they spin they waltz they tango into the rooms.  The rooms, the rooms, divided in two.  One half for the slow ones and one half for the fast.  When the waiter comes, he comes on skates, zipping by the pairs, the pairs, the pairs of dancers, jazzing into the night.  The night swells with the clouds that are haunting the moon, that prowl the sky, that pounce on flocks of geese escaping to warmer pastures.

The coffee they serve, the cups it comes in.  The sugar, the cream, my how they scream.  They scream out on the patio, banging on the windows. 'Let us in, let us in, we demand the atmosphere!'  But bang as they might and they may bang all they want, but the bouncer demands to see their invites and lets no one by who isn't allowed.

And the dancers, they dance and the drinkers, they drink.  Soft and slow is some of the music, loud and thumping is the rest of the tunes.

A lady in white, all willowy and pale is perched at her stool in the hippest corner of the coolest room of the entire joint.  See her sip, see her puff.  She sips only the darkest brew, blacker than the souls of Nazis, of the skins of Moors, of the hair of the Japanese.  She puffs only the finest 'bacca, the weed that burns a shimmering electric blue like no other plant.  Is she sexy?, they wonder, is she sublime?, is she modeling for Jaques DuBois, the bisexual painter from o'er the ocean?  God, the gossip she gathers, the words she inspires and maybe the paint the splatters across the canvas of the simmering New Cubist master?

Her name, I can only imagine.  A Grace, perhaps, or Serenity is better. Opal or Ruby?  Ivy or Rose?  All the names there are, she is, and better than that.  She's better off nameless, for only the coporeal has names.  Ethereal she is, and'll remain, no matter her wishes...



At the after party with the people I know, gorging on cheeseburgers that flicker and flitter with the shaky pale fluorescent blub in a greasy diner with greasy spoons and a napping waitress.
Philippine Coffee Growing [2007-02-07 13:41:23] König Prüße, GfbAEV
A guy wanted me to go to the Philippines and help him and his family grow coffee and run the rum still. He grows sugar cane, too, and makes candy. He has thirty pigs and rice paddies and a general store. His land is in different patches, not all in one piece. I went to a coffee store and was asking about arabica, and the snotty bitch clerk said that all coffee is arabica, and it gave me a headache to think that I might have to straighten her out, so I just said OK. They got Java and Robusta and many more. The Philipines are like seventeenth worldwide in coffee production, not bad for a small joint. They even have Philippine coffee at the local Starbuck's now. Not up to Kona or Blue Mountain Jamaican yet, but working on some good beans. The whole coffee culture thing is weird.
Kerou-azy [2007-02-07 21:59:54] Sean
This sounds very beatnik.
Oh [2007-02-08 06:56:13] zeP
wow. I didn't think you'd actually print it. Yay!1
Laptops at Starbucks [2007-02-08 09:06:03] König Prüße, GfbAEV
I think that espresso guy Kerouac would blanche at the laptops at Starbucks. But maybe he'd be in there writing, too. Just for the atmosphere.
Caffiene induced vision? [2007-02-08 15:00:09] OL' DAD
Oh wow man, where do I get me a cup of the brew you are drinking?
Snot [2007-02-08 20:03:25] König Prüße, GfbAEV
The snot on my pants leg has turned to crystal.
Some of the panties I've collected have skid marks.

Stay tuned for further news--
Lots [2007-02-08 21:22:55] zeP
of coffee yes. Gotta love it.

Huzzah for legal amphitemines!
Rather than trying to spell amphetamines... [2007-02-09 00:35:18] König Prüße, GfbAEV
...just say crank!
All content copyright original authors; contact them for reprint permission.