By: Sean
[2007-04-24]
Types of Songs to be Banned Under My Regime
When it happens
Songs where more than 10% of the words are "baby".
Songs which dispense shout-outs -- not just to homies; to anyone.
Songs instructing me to praise Jah, Jesus, or simply "him".
- Songs featuring women who wear lots of make up and jewelry and play no instruments making horrible wailing noises at the beginning.
Songs declaring something to be "the new sensation".
Most of these haven't been big since the decade of 1985 - 1995. Especially "the new sensation."
Under regime of the Hatless the only song is Soviet Anthem. Covers of Soviet anthem also acceptable pending approval of both form QXZ-30: "Notification to file form requesting special anthem permit" and form QXZ-31: "Form requesting special anthem permit". All other songs are forbidden.
...if there wasnt shitty music ....how could one truly appreciate the good stuff...i heard this one song and the woman singin it pronounces the word impossible as impossEEEble...ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!...
...maybe u could gather up all of those songs u dont like and send them to the space...thats where they seem to want to send annoying shit when they want to get rid of it...oh, happy launch day steven hawking...
