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By: Sean [2007-04-24]

Types of Songs to be Banned Under My Regime

When it happens

  • Songs where more than 10% of the words are "baby".

  • Songs which dispense shout-outs -- not just to homies; to anyone.

  • Songs instructing me to praise Jah, Jesus, or simply "him".

  • Songs featuring women who wear lots of make up and jewelry and play no instruments making horrible wailing noises at the beginning.
  • Songs declaring something to be "the new sensation".

okay [2007-04-25 01:57:34] casey
Most of these haven't been big since the decade of 1985 - 1995. Especially "the new sensation."
Piatiletka. [2007-04-25 06:19:44] Hatless Jack
Under regime of the Hatless the only song is Soviet Anthem. Covers of Soviet anthem also acceptable pending approval of both form QXZ-30: "Notification to file form requesting special anthem permit" and form QXZ-31: "Form requesting special anthem permit". All other songs are forbidden.
~yin and yang~ [2007-04-25 17:34:13] perfktMperfktshn
...if there wasnt shitty music ....how could one truly appreciate the good stuff...i heard this one song and the woman singin it pronounces the word impossible as impossEEEble...ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!...
~to the moon,alice,to the moon~ [2007-04-26 12:31:04] perfktMperfktshn
...maybe u could gather up all of those songs u dont like and send them to the space...thats where they seem to want to send annoying shit when they want to get rid of it...oh, happy launch day steven hawking...
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