Zirealism

Here we have the classic father/son conversation of the "birds and the bees" or the somewhat frank talk about sexual activity. Though the artwork is crude (no doubt drawn with one hand while vigorously masturbating for reasons that will soon become all too clear) we can discern that the child is somewhere near pubery level and the father is in his early to late forties. The father breaks with the traditional approach to breaching the topic of sex and instead hopes to frighten the child away from normal sexual activity to no-doubt indulge in a homosexual relationship. The chairs that the two sit on are phallicly representative: the father's large, hard, and erect while the son's is small, undefined, and timid. The father leans in with hungry eyes and a double-fisted masturbation stance while the child cowers and helplessly defends himself and his genitials with his one, freakish, disjointed arm. Truly frightening. I'd like to put forth the theory that nightmares are created soley from Zirealisms.

thanks, antwan! I'll talk to the other editors about hiring you on as a staff writer.

Please tell me Antwan isn't being serious. Hungry eyes? Masturbation stance? Phallicly [sic] representative chairs? Even Freud on a coke binge couldn't over-analyze something that badly.