Zirealism

Famous last words!

She could cross her arms over her chest. Even if the vampire nevertheless turns her into one of the undead, I contend that that's better than being pursued to join a V:tM group.

He's not wearing anything under that cape, is he?

she's clearly a werewolf... just look at the weird joints and hairy protrusions on her elbows and knees... and is that a tail?

"Izzat a wooden stake in your pocket, or you just glad to see me?"

I put forward to you that the next words the "vampire" says is, "Darling whether I am a Vampire or not is irrelevant, no one would want to bite THAT neck."

Note that the vampire himself has no neck... which would be pretty useful if you spend your days hanging out with other vampires.

better to be undead than caught in a time share community (which is very much like being in purgatory).