By: Jana [2002-11-22]

Lynn Experiences Tokyo

It's important to get your money's worth

"Hey, so I found a good deal on tickets. Can you pick me up at the airport on Thursday?"

Lynn came to visit me in Japan during first part of July. I got her email on Tuesday. I frantically made some calls to get her into the place I was staying and get myself out of tutoring. When I met her at the airport, it was well over 100 degrees and nearly 90% humidity. To an Oregonian just stepping off an air-conditioned 747, it must have been brutal.

We wandered around Tokyo for a couple of days, staying in our air-conditioned room until about noon, when we decided we were wasting valuable "culture" time. Then we'd head out, hoping we wouldn't wilt. We saw all the necessary shrines and temples, parks and amusements.

Tanabata was July 7. The holiday is based on a darling love story in which these mythical lovers are banished to opposite sides of the Milky Way. They get to meet once a year on Tanabata. Lynn and I were invited to celebrate the holiday with people from my university's international club, who planned to go out and drink all night.

We met about 50 other people in the square in front of the train station. Lynn discovered that drinking in Japan is often done by the hour. We had reserved a space in a drinking hall for a couple of hours, and paid maybe 20 bucks a head for all we could drink.

Lynn valiantly carried on conversations with people who only spoke broken English, and was entertained by the frat-like Japanese alcoholic culture. It's important to get your money's worth at the all-you-can-drink, so they sang all kinds of drinking songs, chanted at each other to chug some beer, etc. She also got to witness the sempai-kohai hierarchy in relation to beer drinking.

Once that party was over, around nine, everyone was pretty drunk. It was strange to emerge from the bar to find that it was still light outside. Never fear, however, for it was only the first installment. After the first two hours, we went another bar for two more. This place, instead of having a convenient little shelf to place our shoes on, gave us each a white plastic bag. We flopped down at the tables, yelled "Kampai," and started with the serious drinking.

Lynn and I were at opposite ends of the table, propped up against the wall, enjoying the beer haze. At one point, as I was consoling a red-faced friend who had started bawling for no apparent reason, I glanced up to witness Lynn having this conversation: A Japanese guy scooted up to her and said "XYZ?"

"Er, what?"

"XYZ!"

Inconspicuously checking her fly, Lynn replied intelligently, "Huh?"

The guy looked thoughtful for a moment and then cried, "HOOTERS!"

"What?!"

"Hooters! Hooters! Jana taught me!"

He wandered off after that.

When the two hours were up, everyone was lolling around on the floor. (Note: This is why the Japanese drink at those low tables. There is less distance to fall!) Since people don't stay in one spot with their belongings for the entire two hours, and all plastic bags look alike, there was a bit of a commotion at the end of the evening. Everyone was too drunk to see, but we all had to sort through hundreds of white plastic bags looking for our shoes.

Of course there were several people who were no longer capable of putting on their own shoes. Lynn and I helped one kid stand up and walk to the edge of the drinking area. Through his stupor, he somehow managed to convey that his shoes were brown. We sifted through the bags and discovered several pairs of brown shoes, none of which were his. At this time he decided he needed to go to the bathroom anyway. He slipped on two of the left-foot plastic toilet slippers and I carried him as far as the door. After that, Lynn and I were shuffled outside by an older student who was either sober or simply an authoritative drunk. Anyway, in a few minutes the shoe guy appeared outside. Apparently when he was finished puking, he wandered on outside, still wearing the toilet slippers.

We headed back to the train station (as a group, of course) so that people who needed to catch the last train home could make it in time, and to give ourselves a little break before we went to the all-night bar where we would stay until morning. Lynn was surprised by the people passed out on the sidewalk. Some guy had passed out, and his friends just sat down and were having a conversation over him, waiting for him to wake up.

We all stood around the square in front of the station, enjoying the coolness of the evening, watching other drunken college students, eyeing psychotic taxi drivers and blinking at the neon. Then, the older guys in our group stripped to their underwear, and did a little song and dance wiggling beer bottles over their crotches - right there in front of the train station.

I'm sure it was an experience Lynn will never forget.
Bukake [2002-11-22 00:23:13] Hieronymous Biscuit
My plan is to splatter rice flour paste all over myself, and walk around Osaka yelling, "Bukake! Bukake!" I like travel journals! Please post some pitchurs, if you have some.
Tokyo beer drinking [2002-11-22 12:15:21] Jonas
That explains Yatta! What is the "sohai-kampai hierarchy in relation to beer drinking"? Or even just in general?
haha! [2002-11-22 14:00:29] jana
A "kampai" relationship is exactly what I'm looking for in my life!

But "sempai" and "kohai" are ways to show your rank in a school or a company or a karate dojo or whatever. People with seniority are sempai and their juniors are kohai. So, say you're a sophomore in college. The juniors and seniors are your sempai, the freshmen are your kohai.

In this particular case (drunk college students), the sempai make the kohai drink a lot, and the kohai attempt to get the older students to drink by flattering them. Usually freshman boys are quite sick a the end of an evening.
Drinking in Japan [2002-11-22 14:36:38] Sean
When I was there, my problem there was that everyone else was getting drunk faster than I was. I wasn't even that drunk by the end of the evening. I guess this is because of size, experience, and genetics.

But I didn't want to look like a pig and say "while you guys are drinking that 4% beer, I'll just knock back a couple shots of what-have-you."

At the end of the all-you-can-drink session, there were three large bottles of untouched Sapporo on the table. It was painful to walk away and just leave them there.
Sean - [2002-11-22 16:15:25] jana
You should drink the sake instead, or mix sake and beer. It worked well for me. You can get whiskey at the all-you-can-drink places too sometimes.
Suntory [2002-11-22 22:04:12] Hieronymous Biscuit
Current standards for single malt Scotch are that the whiskey can be from the same distillery, but doesn't necessarily have to be from the same wort or barrel. There is single barrel single malt, but you got to look for it. Suntory has some single cask varieties of whiskey.
Thanks, Jana [2002-11-22 23:38:45] Jonas
I think I remember that now from Rising Sun. Now what does "kampai" mean?
kampai [2002-11-23 00:07:13] Hieronymous Biscuit
kampai
kampai [2002-11-23 00:10:41] Hieronymous Biscuit
pronounced: cum pie
violent spasms of projectile vomiting [2002-11-23 15:10:25] Barry White
You people make me sick.
Smack [2002-11-23 22:30:51] Smoove B
Just like a shot of good smack, huh Barry?
hey... [2002-12-18 19:47:28] Bongra
Isn't that 'Projectile vomiting' thing a Johny the homicidal maniac reference? On a related note, have you considered using copies of the JtHM directors cut to teach english over there, as i'm sure they have much more offensive things over there anyway. For example, by age 14, the average japaneese child has seen over 20,000 tentacle rapes on television.
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